Little Weirds
Reviews

This is largely a bunch of whimsical (and imaginative and inspiringly creative) rambles, which is very nice. But I enjoyed it most when Slate combined that whimsy with actual tangible stories of reality.

POPSUGAR 2020: A book whose title caught your attention Reading this book is to get to know Jenny Slate. She is completely charming and absolutely a treasure. The way she writes is so new and feels like she's spilling her guts to you. It was so easy to read this and visualize her in my head because it's written in her very unique voice. She is the only person capable of writing this - it's just very her. It's little, it's weird, and worth the read. Boink!

in many ways this book felt like a hug. there were certain parts that made me genuinely tear up, i appreciate how openly vulnerable and honest jenny slate is. truly glad i picked this up.

while i enjoyed reading the whole thing, the last half of this book i really enjoyed. lots of great and resonating chapters, blue hour and the death about a bronze tree were probably my favorite ones that i remember.

jenny slate is so funny and insightful and creative. maybe the most beautiful delightful little book i’ve ever read. i was deeply moved

If you’re a weird human who needs to feel seen: just put down whatever you’re reading and read this instead.

A strange and precious thing. It needs to be held by a strange and precious person in order to be known and appreciated for what it is, “an example of a specific way of spending time and feeling existence in this world.”

Such wonder

my favorite of 2022, at least so far, hands down and most definitely

Honestly, I hated it. It felt pedantic and forced, like a high school prompt for a short essay. I found very little to be insightful or interesting and most of it to be banal.

i really really enjoyed and resonated with most of this but not some i didnt really care for so 4 stars! really glad i picked this up and would read more from Jenny in the future.

just had a 221 page long deeply intimate conversation with jenny slate… feeling very emotionally distraught. she is so special to me actually

this book is just so warm and open. jenny slate’s style is unique and incredibly vivid. i love how she sees the world and the way she shares that view with her readers

An aptly titled short collection of musings, reflections, and observations. The author reads the audiobook. Jenny Slate is a comedian although this book tends to be more insightful than overtly funny (but very funny in parts too). She writes about love and societal expectations, loneliness, dreams, being divorced, her dog, her friends, and about discovering herself again. A very original voice with enjoyably quirky material.

This is everything I've ever wanted to read and write. Whimsical, darling, and a glimpse into the in-betweens.

this book took me two years to finish. it’s been through so much with me but left me with the knowledge that i still have so much growth ahead of me. little weirds is such a beautiful piece of art that succeeded in changing me for the better and providing tiny bursts of hope and love which i rarely have the pleasure of experiencing. thank you jenny 💖

this is the most comforting book i’ve ever read :) “we looked at each other in that back seat and could have died then from such radical happiness” reread: this book is so incredible

a little too precious for meeee

This girl gets it!

I don't really know what I expected, but I can tell you I didn't expect to sob in my bathtub.

So when I’m really bewitched by something, a manic gremlin habit creeps up from my depths. I stop what I’m thinking, go to the Reviews section (or whatever troll arena comments section exists because one exists for every single place in which a human can attempt to be vulnerable in this day and age), and I look for the worst comments I can find - opinions that would happily eviscerate my own gentle and joyful opinion if they got too close. And then I rage, and double down on my opinion, and stamp my feet and flare my nostrils and shout things like “well you just have no soul and no empathy and you clearly hold deep-seated envy and feelings of inadequacy and HOW DARE YOU!” It’s quite odd and probably not incredibly healthy, and it’s also exactly what I did when I finished this book quietly explosive, messy, shimmery, weird, wise, and unabashedly vulnerable little treasure. I loved this book and will come back to it often. Little Weirds is most likely not for 85% of humans, and it is EXTREMELY not for about 30% of humans a fine sampling of whom I believe posted all the alarmingly enraged reviews of this book (seriously how can you be that mad over a book that takes 6 hours to read? Who marked you deeply and told you that you could never share your feelings or delights or deepest fears with the world? Did you stop to consider that this book may have been written to lovingly tell you that, in fact, you certainly could?), but for the little section of creatures for whom this book so very much IS, it’s just glorious. It’s frightening how easy it is to just “get” Jenny Slate’s strange, wonderful, wholly unique ramblings of a life very personal to her, just like it were your own. You can read these words and paragraphs and stories and metaphors that don’t even seem humanly possible or sensical in and fashion and then realize that they are just perfect and how did you not know they were always wandering around inside your brain? Jenny Slate says and lays bare all the things you think and feel but don’t give yourself permission to think and feel out loud. She insists that you can be grateful and a fan of yourself and propelled by a lot of luck and obvious privilege while still feeling alone, misunderstood, and yearning for love sometimes. She dares you to say it’s not OK to shout joyful sentences about communing with nature, and about being wild, and about all of those weird dreams you have that normal people tell you don’t make good dinner talk. And she refuses to let it go that patriarchy and the shit women are forced to go through are both really fucked and not cool, and I just really appreciate that. I think Slate’s book of strange essays, weird stories, little heartbeats and mind waltzes is just wonderful, and I’ll find myself reaching for it over and over and over again in all my years to come. Unless or until at least my head falls off and rolls away, or I’m struck by lightning twice, or I melt into a melted chair.

3.5 Reading some lines i thought “hm, looks like something lispector would write” (lispector was mentioned too btw)

as the title suggests, an accumulation of small ramblings that crack you open and invite you to bleed with it. a book that asks nothing of you but to eat your fill and take something home with you

Often too mushy for my tastes, other times, its topic is approached in a shallow manner (read: a white liberal feminist way) BUT most of the prose and some of its imagery is excellent and I see why the girls are obsessed with it. The haunted house essay (?) was the best by a long shot.
Highlights

Let me be your morning treat with your coffee.

I look up to you because I love the heavenly bodies of the universe, and the way I see it, your heart is a planet. Your heart is factually a part of the universe, which is a miracle of endless force and boundless beauty. There is literally no way that you are not part of that. Despair can force you to turn your eyes away from this fact, but it is the real truth and it will be waiting to be with you when you are free enough to turn back to it. Your heart is a planet. I can see that you are from the sky.

Hello, I live in a constant state of growth and regeneration without being obsessed with the threat of decay.

There is a feeling that by doing the natural thing of growing up, I have carelessly waltzed away from a mess. It feels that I have disowned my tribe by choosing to believe that the world is full of creatures and spirits rather than predators and ghosts

And sometimes I enact destruction just to reenact my faith that things can be built up again. But I'm trying to stop the first part of that and just have the faith.
ok i’m done with the highlights i think

It occurs to me that I can have every síngle feeling I need to have without ever trying to overpower someone or win something.

As the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain and more precious, I feel less afraid that someone else will erase me by denying me love.

It is hard to even describe what it's like to have someone use your own revelation of suffering as a way to accuse you of being cruel.

I am supposed to be touched. I can't wait to find the person who will come into the kitchen just to smell my neck and get behind me and hug me and breathe me in and make me turn around and make me kiss his face and put my hands in his hair even with my soapy dishwater drops. I am a lovely woman. Who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me?

But what am I supposed to do with all of the parts of my heart that are only there to be given?

There are so many times when I want to be here just for your consumption, just to satisfy your appetite. This is what I feel I am intended for - I can’t help it. An intention was inside of me already when I traveled from infinity to a kitchen with a windowsill, to a wish, to a woman.

It is never too late to write yourself a good little personal creed, and that finding a creed for yourself is about gathering a set of rules that supports your self-respect and your community.

I realize I want to hear my voice and only mine. Not the voice of my voice within a cacophony of old pains. Just mine, now.

It occurs to me as I fight so hard with myself that these cruel and persistent voices are the echoes of trauma from the times when people treated me like I am now treating myself.

I looked into my heart for the first time in a long time and I saw a door to something. I thought my heart had been close but it had been farther that I thought.

In the USA, a businesswoman would not feel so free or dispassionate about buying a hot dog in an airport. I can’t really imagine an American businesswoman doing this without imagining her either laughing or crying about it. Her hot dog purchase would be a sign of something going on with her. This Norwegian woman was just having lunch.

And even when I am happy, it sometimes happens that the slightest things can tip me into nonspecific sadness when I am alone.

Well, I am so sensitive and I am very fragile but so is everything else, and living with a dangerous amount of sensitivity is sort of what I have to do sometimes, and it is so very much better than living with no gusto at all. And I’d rather live with a tender heart, because that is the key to feeling the beat of all the other hearts.

I sit here in the afternoon, which seems to be holding its breath, and I hear the day birds and their noises like necklaces shifting, like glass being tinkled, but I also hear the motors of the wings of the night bugs starting to rev up because they feel the sun glancing over its shoulder to leave. I sit here and I turn around to face the air coming through the window, and the air is so warm that I take it as a sign that it is all right to be alive as I am, just as I am, and to keep trying.

Your feelings of joy are not fake if you are having them! You are allowed to feel joy about sitting on the lap of a dog in a dream, and taking a ride in a van with open windows and sharing a seatbelt. God dammit, this is a gift from your fucking soul! Self generate, don’t you see? Break the trap break the trap break the trap leave the trench! Activate the bomb in yourself and bust out, trick yourself out of that trench in any way you can!

For a while I would have trench-times when everything felt like blank paper and I couldn’t feel anyone’s heart pointed even in my direction, let alone anyone loving me or wanting me to be around. Very boring, very lonely, very tired, again. It was hard to feel anything except “I am not one of the creatures who will experience anything precious.”

I retreat back to the old ghostly house in Milton, hoping to become myself again, and to have one more chance, just one more chance to share my heart, and to share it successfully enough that if I become a ghost one day, there’s at least another ghost right beside me. And I have it’s heart and it has mine, and we had the world together.

Maybe because I was so obsessed what it would feel like to one day fall in love, to have another person who loves you the most, and loved you so much, voluntarily, that it became involuntarily

I’m stuck here in a cycle and I am getting older but I am not growing up and my heart is getting soft dark spots on it like a fruit that has gone bad or is soft because too many hands have squeezed it but then put it back down not because I am not ready but because they were not ready for my type of fruity flesh. I felt so ripe and sweet— what was off? The truth is, I was forcing myself into peoples mouths. I jumped out of their hands and into their mouths and I yelled EAT ME way before they even had a chance to get hungry and notice me and lift me up.