Fanged and Fabulous

My name is Sarah Dearly, and Ive got major problems. Last month, I was turned into a vampire by the worlds worst blind date. Then I may have, totally by accident, started a war between the mostly peaceful bloodsuckers and a bunch of sociopathic vamp hunters who have nicknamed me the Slayer of Slayers.Now Im being used as bait to draw out the hunters bad-ass leader, while my gorgeous 600-year-old boyfriend Thierry seems to be blowing me off, and my sizzle-hot, fanged friend Quinn is trying to turn my self-defence lessons into make-out sessions. So you know what? Im done. Ive had it. There comes a time when a vamp has to just suck it up and go after what she wants. And as soon as I figure out what that is, thats exactly what Ill do . . .