Star-Crossed in the Outfield

I love the game, but baseball players suck… I don’t know why I’m attracted to them. They’re not an option for me. He doesn’t listen. He’s a distraction that will hurt me. My goal is to get my dream job, not fall in love. Chase the ball. Chase your dream. That’s how I made it to the big leagues. Chase the girl had never crossed my mind. Chicks find me. I didn’t think Spring Training would be the place that made me change my ways. Then again, I’d never woke to find part of the team mascot costume in my bedroom or my body completely covered in hickeys with no clue of how it happened. I’ll do anything to be near her. She’s got me Star-Crossed in the Outfield.