Nathan M. Farrugia

Episode 3 (Interceptor)

Helix

Sarah Escorsa

I pretty much said it all in the most fascinating pre-non-review nonsense down there ↓↓, but since you've come this far and since I've got nothing better to do with my boring crustacean-plagued life right now, I guess I could add that: 

① This instalment is slightly unputdownable and stuff.

② The revoltingly youthful cast is scandalously growing on me. This is quite unacceptable, Mr. Farrugia. Abominably juvenile casts are supposed to be, you know, abominable and stuff. And kind of exasperating. And eye-roll worthy. And allergy-inducing. And serial-killing mode-enabling. This is a complete and total rip-off! I demand the money I didn't spend on this book back!



You tell him, Bert!

③ This instalment is slightly unputdownable and stuff. Am I repeating myself or something? Oops, so sorry about that. Oh, well.

④ The super fast-paced techno thriller on acid vibe is still oh-so-on. This is Premium Quality Please Buckle Up Tightly and Hold on to Your Seat Stuff  (PQPBUTaHotYSS™). 



⑤ This is the kind of story that makes you want to dive right into the next instalment the minute you turn the last page but your life sucks and The Ever So Slightly Awesome Craig Schaefer (TESSACS™) just released a new book and some things just cannot be put off but still you really really really want to read the next instalment in this serial and why you and what to do and to be or not to be and stuff. Ergo, life does indeed suck. Big time.

⑥ This story is all pseudogenes. And glorious fights to the death and beyond. And upgraded human beings. And cunning, slightly Machiavellian plans to rule the world. And genetic manipulations/programming/engineering/whatever. And spoiler spoiler spoiler. And plentiful enemy factions that may or may not be enemies (depends on the weather and stuff). And firewalls. And bloody shrimping exoskeletons. To the utter delight of mantis shrimp everywhere. Fleet Admiral DaShrimp is all aflutter about it and stuff.



» And the moral of this Addictive Like Crack this Serial Might Very Well Be Crappy Non Review (ALCtSMVWBCNR™) is: give me the next one NOW, before I feel the sudden urge to kill things murderously withdrawal symptoms start kicking in! And believe me when I tell you, you do NOT want to see me in Horrifyingly Horrifying Helix Retraction Mode (H³RM™).



Told you it was horrifyingly horrifying and stuff. You're welcome.

P.S. Pufferfish. They are hot. Then again maybe not.

ebook kindly provided by the author in exchange for an honest review.

· Book 1: Episode 1 ★★★★
· Book 2: Exile ★★★★
· Book 4: Anomaly ★★★★
· Book 5: Inversion ★★★★★
· Book 6: Exclave ★★★★



[ Pre-review nonsense ]

More exciting by the minute Helix gets. 

Up and up the body count goes.

Thicker and thicker the plot becomes.

Kick-asser and kick-asser the kick-ass chicks become.

Slightly enthusiastic about this serial you might say I am.



➽ Full Bloody Shrimping Hell Craig Schaefer Why Did You Have to Release a New Book in a Few Hours I Need to Read Helix 4 NOW Not Fair At All This Is Crappy Non Review (BSHCSWDYAtRaNBiaFHINtRH4NNFAATICNR™) to Come.

Helix Episode 3 (Interceptor)

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