Name: Noah Can't Even
ISBN: 9781407180076

Simon James Green

Painfully geeky Noah Grimes thinks his best chance at social normalcy is to strike up a romance with Sophie. But his delusional plans are hopelessly derailed when his best (and only) friend Harry kisses him at a party. That's when things go from bad to utter chaos.

Noah Can't Even

Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyonc� tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is... Well, it's pure hell. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. That's when things go from bad to utter chaos.

kelsey

the whole time i just wanted to shake noah and be like... you like harry you idiot. but they ending was adorable

cher elle

This is literally the worst book I’ve ever read in my life. It was wild from start to finish, so poorly written and horribly tone deaf. I spent the last 150 pages wanting this book out of my life. I actually can’t believe this was published and managed to get a sequel.

Noah Can't Even

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