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Tender curiosities baby

Pia 

"Do we need to get your car? Where were you? Did you leave anything behind that we need to get? I'll yell at you in the morning. Are you okay? You're not hurt or anything are you?"

Regulus black was the type of person who was always three steps ahead.

There was something addicting about being in the presence of Barty Crouch Jr., and Evan couldn’t ever get enough 

"Nah, if you go down, we both go down, Rosier. We're in this life thing together," Barty flug his arm around him.

He wouldn’t be gay, he wouldn’t be anything that would prove his father right.

Most of the time, it was almost easier than breathing, until he met Evan Rosier

They both took several shallow breaths. "Why?" Evan repeated once more, sounding almost as desperate as Barty felt.

"We're friends. You're my best friend, Evan," he answered immediately.

"Oh dear," Regulus sighed softly, still eyeing Barty carefully. Barty had forgotten for that he was even there. "Ill make somne tea."

Great now both of you said that about the other …

Having Evan like this was better than not having him at all.

Not regulus being yeeted to the most traumatic moment in his life….

"I won't leave him again. I won't leave him again. I'm here. I'm staying here," Regulus was muttering over and over again. 

Barty seemed to contemplate this before he let out a laugh of his own. "Okay, maybe he is but Regulus isn't going to do anything now that he's on the heist team. Come on now. Nothing jeopardises Regulus' precious heist."

I already knew regulus is acting like another in the whole ahb univers but this tops everything omg

"Now," Regulus patted Barty's knee quickly. "Follow me into the kitchen while I swap out this tea for coffee because it's almost morning and I want to hear everything about you and Evan and what happened between you two that had you showing up to my room looking utterly devastated. I have a feeling we'l be talking for a long while more.

And here I was thinking it would be a chapter without me crying 

Regulus is going to fucking kill us if he has to fly from Brazil to Nevada to come bail us out of an American prison," Evan laughed, and Barty laughed too.

Evan was waiting for him and he'd ill every last officer before they kept him from Evan Rosier. He'd make every last person in this van murderers if that's what it would take to see Evan again. He'd fight them all, by himself, with his bare hands if it came down to it. Because he was getting back to Evan.

“Hey, Evan?" "Yeah?” "Everything's going to be okay, right? Tonight? With Lucius and Tom?" Barty was on edge. Evan could feel it crackle in the air between them. Just one more swap. Just one more. "Yeah, Barty. It's going to be okay. It's always okay."

Regulus would answer. He'd pick up. He always picks up when Evan calls. Always. The phone rings and rings. And rings.

"That's a binding statement, pretty boy. And you can't take it back. You're gonna have your hands full forever with me and Barty around." Evan did his best with a smile.

Masterwork!!! As ahb itself this was amazing made me cry and laugh and ahhhh their wedding is everything to me and them pulling of this last heist with James too