Stoker Award winning author P.D. Cacek's wryly witty romp introduces Allison Garret -- thirtysomething, biological clock loudly ticking and perpetually unlucky inlife and love. But it will take more than luck when she wakes up in a seedy motel room...as a vampire! In a rollicking tour of the seamy underbelly of L.A., Allison hooks up with a young Bible-thumping street corner preacher, but they'll both need more than a night full of prayers to escape the clutches of a catty coven of strip club vampires out for blood.