The Guy on the Train The Funny, Foul-mouthed Diary of a Guy Commuting to London.

The funny, foul-mouthed diary of a guy commuting to London. If you were looking for 'The Girl on the Train', then please accept my sincere apologies. I'm afraid you've made a major balls-up. Whilst the mode of transport may be the same in both, the two have almost nothing in common, other than perhaps a lot of staring out of the window while sneaking sips of vodka to fend off the demons. This book tells tales of the good, the bad and the calamitous events of a guy commuting to London. "I commute by train too?" I hear you say? Then this book is just the ticket. So take a reserved seat and enjoy the ride. I must warn you though: I may get tunnel vision, go off the rails at times, but relax, let off some steam and let's keep the wheels turning. So without further delay, let me get right on track and use this platform to take you on a journey. "Surely this guy can't sneak any more train-related puns into this introduction!?" Freight so.