Pretty Little Mess

I'm having an out-of-body experience. At least...I think. Isn't that what it's called when your spirit abandons you to watch--from a safe distance, with the appropriate amount of judgement--while you make questionable decisions?Yup, one of those.I want to shout, "STOP, ELLIE, DON'T DO IT!" But spirit me doesn't have a voice. So I watch as she...I...we? makes a sex contract with her...our...new boss.This is a good time to mention the 45-minute HR meeting we sat through last month expressly forbidding this sort of thing.In our defense, Max is ridiculously hot, and I...we may have accidentally quit.With a sigh, I look down at the bodies pressed against the wall of the executive office.Yup, we're totally screwed.