The Magicians Don't Fear The Reaper

"Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen," a disembodied voice on the stage of a magic show said, "Abracadabra!" the voice said and the frame of a tall handsome black haired man in a tux and top hat materialized. "I am Blake Fire", a brunette man in a tux and top hat walked on stage "and he Is my assistant Max Starfire!""I am your partner grandead!" Max hissed."Enough Max! I'll sick a vampire hunter on you and your wife the queen of vampires;" Blake snapped back.Oh no they are world killers, they are worse than you!" said Blake, "They lay eggs in planets!" said Blake standing."Dad I am fate's-" Lance moaned."Assassin!" Blake interrupted"Fate weaves the threads of time till they become the threads of oblivion," said the fate Argent Lumiere to his striking assassin.""You won't win!" said the Necromancer, "you can weave time till oblivion comes by yourself for a while!""We have to sadly inform you that we have a killer in the school!"the Principal said."I know who it is," shouted Mrs. Croft,"Who?" cried Mika,"Who is it Mrs. Croft?" voices asked she turn to Lance and Blakeand pointed at Lance."Just what I need!" snapped Lance rolling his eyes.""He is a ghost he shouldn't be watching soapies!"."Grand reaper what's that?" the ghost asked. "Another name for a couch potato!" Lance hissed. "You sure this isn't the Munsters!""Whose the ghoul in the corner of the room.""What is going on where is this Halloween town? Jack Skellington is everywhere!" Tim Wong's ghost said."this is the afterlife not a cartoon musical!" said Blake"I heard the skeletons singing!" said Tim"Argent this is getting crazy!" Blake said exasperated."it is Christmas!" Argent said."Ok my name is Jack welcome to Halloween town," Blake said exasperatedly."They were copycats," said Blake who was otherwise known as the superhero Blue Midnight."Copycats?" said the Sergeant "of who?"."The Cat and The Chameleon," Blake said."What they must be old," said the sergeant."Not old dead," Blake said.," that's why I say, copycats!""How do you know they were copycats?" the sergeant asked."I want to meet them!" said Max pleading"You'll meet them later," said Tempus."How? Not in the afterlife! I'll not go there you know I'm a vampire," said Max."Spoilers!" said Tempus."Why did you abduct me?" the coroner of police asked nervously of his abductor. "You desecrated my wife's body," said the abductor. "Oh, you are mad! I autopsied her, I'm the coroner, "No it was a desecration," said the abductor. "You don't know who I am I observe," said the coroner"Strange graffiti!" said a tall pale man in a blood-red tux and top hat wearing a mask."It's not graffiti! It's a blood splatter but don't get excited," the coroner. He a tall black-haired man in a lab coat and glasses said matter of factly to the vampire king."Why would he get excited by blood?" the police sergeant the great uncle of the coroner."Oh darn!" Max who was in disguise in a tux and mask said. Blake was disguised too he wore a mask and blue tux.Blake looked at Max confused."Is anything wrong, Blake asked."Can you please take me to hell!" asked Max."take you to what?" Blake king of the grim reapers laughed."Blue Midnight and the Sun King this is exciting let's go fight crime!" A man in a yellow chicken suit with a mask said like they made his life."Ok, I'll race you there," said Blake seeing the chicken,"Can I join you!" the chicken enthused said.Blake looked Mortified."I want to die!" Blake said feeling as if everyone was watching him as they were."Die later Blake!" Max said, "we don't need to explain why the grim reaper's here and you are dead."