Rick Riordan

Zeus has punished his son Apollo–god of the sun, music, archery, poetry, and more–by casting him down to earth in the form of a gawky, acne-covered sixteen-year-old mortal named Lester. The only way Apollo can reclaim his rightful place on Mount Olympus is by restoring several Oracles that have gone dark. What is affecting the Oracles, and how can Apollo/Lester do anything about them without his powers? After experiencing a series of dangerous–and frankly, humiliating–trials at Camp Half-Blood, Lester must now leave the relative safety of the demigod training ground and embark on a hair-raising journey across North America. Fortunately, what he lacks in godly graces he’s gaining in new friendships–with heroes who will be very familiar to fans of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus series. Come along for what promises to be a harrowing, hilarious, and haiku-filled ride.

The Dark Prophecy (The Trials of Apollo, Book 2)

“I know you’re a goddess so let’s be honest”

Pia 

What surprised me was the loud CRACK her fist made against Nanette's facethe sound of finger bones breaking. "Ow!" Calypso stumbled away, clutching her hand.

Oh Apollo….I thought we we’re getting a character development here

Yes, thank you! I wanted to yell. FINALLY someone has their priorities straight! I felt, for a moment, as if the world were back in its proper order.

Idk Apollo but I like this arrow he is funny

GOEST THOU DOWN THIS ROAD TO THE WEST. THOU SHALT SEEST A ROADSIDE STAND WHICH SELLETH FRESH EGGS. Yes?" THIS ROADSIDE STAND IS NOT IMPORTANT. KEEP DRIVING.

I’m dying omg pls let him never recover from this it’s hilarious 

"But if we go into that water, won't the snakes kill us?" "Probably!" I grinned. Let's find out!" I jumped into the lake.

"Be with you in a minute," I muttered. Then I passed out.

GROVER FUCKING GROVER IS BACK I HABE NEBER BERN HAPPIER OMG I MISSED HIM

I smiled. "Hello, Grover Underwood. I am Apollo. This is Meg. And you, my lucky friend, have been summoned to lead us through the Labyrinth."

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