Rod Holder

Water for Alien Were-Dinos

Sarah Escorsa

➽ Goodreads Choice Award contender for best Romance? Damn right it is!

There used to be monsterporn Now there is Holderporn. Where self-sacrificing car wash girls jump tentacled dino aliens for the sake of humanity. Gotta love altruism. 

This magnificent piece of tentafundinoaliensmut (there is such a thing, yes, absolutely) ain't no encounter of the third kind, people. Oh, no. It's much deeper than that. It's about the importance of water conservation. And about being friendly and welcoming towards other races. Read it and learn, people. Read it and learn.

☆☆☆ Multiple Appendages Productions proudly present ☆☆☆
A few things I learned from Jillian and Alf-Khalan, intergalactic it couple extraordinaire.

① Valley girls are no longer what they used to be.
Think Valley girls are, like, totally bitchin' chicks with high-pitched voices and a slightly mental shopping obsession? Think again.



② Forked tongues FTW.



Okay, that might not look very appetizing right there, but trust me on this one: forked tongues rule.

③ All Hail the Glorious Tentacles.
Going where no multitasker has ever gone before.

 

④ Cocktacles.
Not sure Trojan carries that size.


 
⑤ Sex with a dino alien = Thanksgiving dinner. 
Only slightly more satisfying.


There might be a slight double entendre there. Might.

⑥ There is such a thing as multiple-choice ejaculation.
Very cool.



⑦ Mint chocolate chip flavour is underrated.




► And the moral of this review is: Mr Gibson Holder, I want more. Possibly licorice-flavoured, next time around. Thank you.


I received a copy of this tentafundinoaliensmut masterpiece via Sean aka Mr Holder's –hum- pimp friend. In no way did it influence my review. Why would it? I don't even like the guy to begin with (view spoiler)[it's a "tail end of one's breeding time" kinda thing (hide spoiler)]. 

💥 All proceeds from sales of this book will be donated to RAINN, the Rape, Abuse, & Incest National Network. Because Mr Gibson Holder is cool like that 💥

Water for Alien Were-Dinos

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