The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches
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The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches

A warm and uplifting novel about an isolated witch whose opportunity to embrace a quirky new family—and a new love—changes the course of her life. As one of the few witches in Britain, Mika Moon knows she has to hide her magic, keep her head down, and stay away from other witches so their powers don’t mingle and draw attention. And as an orphan who lost her parents at a young age and was raised by strangers, she’s used to being alone and she follows the rules...with one exception: an online account, where she posts videos "pretending" to be a witch. She thinks no one will take it seriously. But someone does. An unexpected message arrives, begging her to travel to the remote and mysterious Nowhere House to teach three young witches how to control their magic. It breaks all of the rules, but Mika goes anyway, and is immediately tangled up in the lives and secrets of not only her three charges, but also an absent archaeologist, a retired actor, two long-suffering caretakers, and…Jamie. The handsome and prickly librarian of Nowhere House would do anything to protect the children, and as far as he’s concerned, a stranger like Mika is a threat. An irritatingly appealing threat. As Mika begins to find her place at Nowhere House, the thought of belonging somewhere begins to feel like a real possibility. But magic isn't the only danger in the world, and when peril comes knocking at their door, Mika will need to decide whether to risk everything to protect a found family she didn’t know she was looking for....
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Abby@jagged-dust-jacket
5 stars
Mar 23, 2025

This book, while wont be a five star for everyone, was certainly one for me.

As stated in its pages, this book at its core is about human connection. About learning to confront the monsters under your bed as and see cobwebs. Loving yourself enough to let others love you.

it’s a hug on your bad days. The hot chocolate you make in the dead of winter. It’s Being carried inside by your parents after a long day.

It’s about confronting your trauma head on and growing from it.

And most importantly it’s about accepting that you can’t transform the world over night, but you can absolutely push it along and towards that transformation.

In a time of uncertainty where we demonize our neighbors for their differences, this book teaches you to approach life with more understanding through the eyes of the misunderstood and the judged.

Like I said, this will not be a five star for everyone, but it was for me. And there’s nothing in this book I would change.

+12
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Nicole@nicmochi
3.5 stars
Feb 14, 2025

First book in a while, just wanted an easy read and this was definitely it, it didn’t touch on anything particularly deep or intellectual, i.e. the perfect feel-good book! No intense conflict, characters were easy to understand and get attached to, and I really liked the relationship between Mika and the girls. — “haloed in fireflies and winter starlight”

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Kierce@kierce
4 stars
Feb 6, 2025

The cosiness was really well done, with actual good banter between the MCs. Very cute, soft and sweet. I liked the idea of a real witch pretending to be a TikTok witch pretending to be a real witch.

The voice actor’s Irish accent wasn’t too bad most of the time, either.

+3
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turtle@everytinegoes
3 stars
Jan 26, 2025

terracotta is a diva

+4
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Jacqui Spears@jcspears
2.5 stars
Jan 19, 2025

As promised, it was incredibly cute, cozy, and English. This book was a light interlude to some of the heavier things I’ve read lately. It was cheesy and a bit dumb but wonderfully light.

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mehrsa@mehrsa_dy
2.25 stars
Jan 12, 2025

I fear I'm a cozy fantasy hater...Also this had smut...I can't.

+2
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Citrose@adragonwithoutfire
1 star
Dec 30, 2024


First of all, i regret wasting three days reading this book. I regret the time i could have spent reading something that didn't feel like a barely finished book. The reasons I'm not giving this book a lower rating was because I rated A Little Life 0.5 stars and this book didn't envoke that much hatred in me and because I didn't find it overly problematic.

Second of all, i was led to believe this was a cozy FANTASY but it turned out to be a "cozy" ROMANCE. The romance was shit by the way. The characters had absolutely no chemistry. Their flirting was the same way i would flirt with a platonic friend. I wanted to learn more about the magic. I wanted to learn more about the witches.

That part about the "curse" and the 50 witches that whole orphan thing was so interesting.

But no we get to spend time focusing and the romance between "Sunshine" character (Mika) and the "Grumpy" character (a.k.a. Jamie). The romance took place from like 35% of the book to like 90%. The last 10% (that's like 30 pages btw. Yes, only 30 PAGES) OF THIS BOOK WAS SPENT DEALING WITH THE MAIN CONFLCIT!

Also I HATED that the reason Mika left was because they lied to her because they want her to tell the society about the girl. WHICH BY THE WAY SO FUCKING POINTLESS BECAUSE THE STILL TOLD THEM IN THE END! WHAT WAS THE FUCINKG POINT OF THAT WHOLE PLOT???? OMG I HATE IT.

I could go on about how that was done in a bad way, but I honestly don't want to spend time thinking about it anymore. 

OMG the children felt like fucking skin walkers. Did that author ever spend time around 7-10 year old?? They never acted like children except when the plot needed it. Also, TERACOTTA AS A NAME IS A CRIME! I did kinda like Rosetta though. She was ok. I don't like how the children were isolated and of the point of the book but I don't like it.

None of the characters felt in any way, shape, or form like real people. They felt so shallow and so one-dimensional that I couldn't relate to any of them. James was the worst of all of them. Mostly because of the romance but also because he was just an asshole. I don't know anything about that man. So he likes to read books? That's all? That man felt like a cardboard cut out! That man whole's shtick was that he was grumpy and that's it. 

The found family aspect of this book was, also, badly written. Because we, AS THE READER, didn't get enough scenes between Mika and the other family members. We got mentions in passing between scenes of Mika and fucking James. There were few scenes with the children and that's it. Also we were told about these characters, nothing was shown in any way. Like quite literally Ian told us everything. If he didn't just explain everything to us, I don't think i would know a single thing about Ken or Lucy (or whatever her name was)!

I look forward to reading more cozy fantasy but this books was SO HORRIBLE.

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Nik ✨@nixter
1 star
Dec 11, 2024

I could go on a rant by how torturous this experience was for me, but this book exhausted me to the point where I don’t have the energy. So here’s my abridged version (and yes, it is the abridged version):

This shit was BORING. None of the characters had any depth to them besides the one or two pieces of lore dropped on us in info dumps. The children didn’t speak like children, and one of them was a sociopathic nuisance. Additionally, the conversations they had in the presence of the children were inappropriate and an odd thing to include in the book. The “found family” aspect was forced as hell because they didn’t actually show me these people forming strong bonds. They just mildly enjoyed each other’s company and then decided they love each other. Ok.

The romance??? I’m currently lying in a puddle of my own sick as a result of this contrived interracial clusterfuck of a relationship. There was literally no reason for them to fall for one another. So, to me, it just seems like yet another bipoc author wanted her non-white fmc with a white mmc for no particular reason.

Now to address my biggest issue. These three foreign kids were taken and “raised” by white people in England. I have huggeeeee issues with that. They’ve been renamed and stripped of any connection to their cultures. It seems like they were just thrown in for the sake of diversity because them being non-white had nothing to do with the story. I don’t like this part of the novel at all, and I wonder if the author is adopted (like I am) and understands the implications of this. It was a weird choice to me, to say the least.

Overall, I had the worst time forcing myself through this, and this book isn’t the pinnacle of diversity and acceptance as I was made to believe.

+3
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༺ kat ༻@mutedspace
3.5 stars
Dec 6, 2024

the perfect intro to audiobooks, this was so cute

+2
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Marz @starzreads
4.5 stars
Dec 5, 2024

This was a really popular book among my mutuals on booktwt so when it was picked for booclub this month I decided it was finally time to pick it up.

The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches is a whimsical and heartfelt read, it has a children's storybook type of feel but is an adult fiction book. It reminded me of old disney movies in a way. Its not really my usual type of read, I don't really gravitate towards cozy or romance books but I enjoyed it nonetheless. It was easy and entertaining to read and despite the subject matter not very predictable.  The plot twists actually took me by surprise, especially at the end. 

I think the author did a good job of world-building and defining the magic system, but I just continuously was curious to learn more about it. Some of the mysteries remain unexplained even after the story is completed and that disappointed me a bit as a magic lover. Nonetheless, the characters are what make this book what it is, I really adored Mika and was rooting for her healing journey and personal growth throughout. The cast of characters at Nowhere House made me smile too, although I would say Jamie is an Irish man in a romance novel stereotype and I found it hard to ever take him seriously. I enjoyed seeing the themes of healing from past hardships and breaking cycles portrayed in the book. For a book that's overall very lighthearted, it was nice to see more serious themes being discussed. 

Overall I'm pleasantly surprised by The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches and Im glad I picked it up.

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alice l@atinyfrogo
3 stars
Dec 2, 2024

this is cute! it def lives up to the lighthearted, cozy, magical, witchy vibes. wasnt anything amazing like some people told me but it was still a cute read. def recommend if you want like a cozy book around the fall/holiday season that you dont have to think much about while reading that will also make you feel warm inside.

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Romy@abuliast
4 stars
Oct 24, 2024

This was such a fun and lovely read !

+3
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Regan Martin@regsmartin
2.5 stars
Oct 21, 2024

Cute and seasonal but if people love this and think it's great then why aren't any of my friends published yet????

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Shantel@raineorshan
5 stars
Oct 16, 2024

This is probably the best book I’ve read in a couple of months. Very unique and fun story. A lot of laughs and a great ending.

+1
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big ab@snapitsabbey
3 stars
Oct 7, 2024

i was SO excited to read this and i think i went in with unreasonably high expectations. it was good! but it was not great. it did its job though. i feel magical and light and cozy. the only part that i was like, “yeah that was really good” is like the last page with the Emma quote, “if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more”. otherwise, it was okay.

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Kristen Savage@savage_one
4 stars
Sep 13, 2024

Adorably cozy, this well-written novel is about a witch searching for family. The main character is sunny and likable, her persistence is admirable, and her struggles are relatable, even for non-magical folk.

+4
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Sophie@ferawynslibrary
5 stars
Aug 1, 2024

this cozy, heartwarming story has to be a contender for my top read of 2024

+7
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c@caramelpoppy
4.5 stars
Jul 27, 2024

LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCHHH it's the kind of book that makes you want to go back to it very soon everytime you're away. giving a gilmore-y vibes but it's, well, witches. i wish i can make potions.

+4
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Ember Skies@emberexplores
4 stars
Jul 24, 2024

Incredibly charming characters and situations, with wonderful prose throughout. I enjoyed it very much.

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Zoe R@zrobber
3 stars
Jul 5, 2024

3.5⭐️ Good witchy stuff but not really a romance. The romance kinda seemed like an afterthought like oh you know what

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miu@miureads
5 stars
Jun 24, 2024

i love the whole premise of the book. The characters are so loveable especially mika and Jamie their chemistry is through the roof. Ian, ken Lucie, the girls and primrose have my heart 🥺

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+2
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anj@angheligaya
5 stars
Jun 23, 2024

I didn't expect this book to make me tear up. It's about human connection. To be loved and accepted as we are. The things we do for the ones we love, just to make them stay. Finding place where we belong and feel belong. To be surrounded by people we can connect to and makes us feel home. The difference between people who are "nice" and "kind".

I've never been relate to a character than I did with Mika Moon.

+3
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Bria@ladspter
3 stars
May 31, 2024

-1 because it got a little boring

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aly@yubinhong
4 stars
May 30, 2024

4.75 found family x grumpy-sunshine *chef’s kiss*

Highlights

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taylor miles hopkins@bibette

“It’s not always enough to go looking for the place we belong, Jamie said, his eyes on the house ahead. "Sometimes we need to make that place."

Page 239
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Shantel@raineorshan

“when someone leaves, all you can do is leave a window open for them so that one day, if they choose, they can come back.”

The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches

Sangu Mandanna

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anj@angheligaya

Niceness is good manners, and stopping to give someone directions, and smiling at the overworked cashier at the supermarket. These are all good things, but they have nothing to do with what’s underneath. Niceness is all about what we do when other people are looking. Kindness, on the other hand, runs deep. Kindness is what happens when no one’s looking.

Page 127
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anj@angheligaya

“It’s not always enough to go looking for the place we belong,” Jamie said, his eyes on the house ahead. “Sometimes we need to make that place.”

Page 239
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anj@angheligaya

She hadn't realised just how heavy her mask had been until she'd discovered what it was to live without it.

Page 142
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anj@angheligaya

It's a leap of faith to love people and let yourself be loved. It's closing your eyes, stepping off a ledge into nothing, and trusting that you'll fly rather than fall.

Page 274
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arie@arieartea

“You’ve decided now is the time to protect me? Really? Why?”

“Because you’ve been protecting us since you got here,” said Terracotta.

“Because we want you to be safe,” said Altamira.

“Because we love you,” said Rosetta.

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arie@arieartea

“What if I can’t?” Mika asked out loud, her voice little more than a whisper.

“Then I’ll take anything you can give me,” Jamie replied. He took a step closer. “But just so you know, you can have all of me. If you want it.”

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arie@arieartea

Mika had no difficulty with the loving part. She loved him, loved all of them, with a ferocity that hurt. She had known that for some time. But to allow herself to be loved? That was so much harder. That required bravery and trust and the vanquishing of the monsters that lived under the bed.

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arie@arieartea

“It’s a leap of faith to love people and let yourself be loved. It’s closing your eyes, stepping off a ledge into nothing, and trusting that you’ll fly rather than fall. I can’t step off the ledge for you, Mika.“

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arie@arieartea

“The fact that you love magic. You need it like you need to breathe. You wouldn’t be you if you weren’t a witch. And it’s you I want. All of you.”

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arie@arieartea

“Your heart’s the strongest fucking thing I’ve ever known. It makes me want to be braver, and happier.” His eyes held hers. “Stay. Stay with me.”

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arie@arieartea

“The part I’m struggling with,” Mika said, “is the fact that I can never know how much of it was real.”

He put his cup down with a thump and turned to face her dead on, his brows knitted. “It was all real. Mika. Look at me. The only thing we lied to you about was why we needed your help. Everything else, everything, was real. Is real. The way we feel about you is real.”

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arie@arieartea

“But I’m not sorry I left. It got me to Nowhere House.”

She smiled. “Where you found a family.”

“I did.”

And now I’ve found you,

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arie@arieartea

“I can’t transform the world, Jamie. The world’s too big and too messy and too stubborn.”

“Who said anything about transforming the world?” He shrugged. “What about just making it a little better? And then a little better? And then a little more, until, one day, maybe long after we’re gone, it has transformed? You deserve more than what you’re allowing yourself to have.”

Page 232
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arie@arieartea

To be loved and accepted exactly as we are? Isn’t that the thing we’re all searching for?

Page 229
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arie@arieartea

“It’s true that I have never had a family,” she said, and the tremor in her otherwise tight, even voice almost undid him. “I don’t think I have ever been loved by anybody. But I would argue that, despite what you think, that makes me uniquely qualified to know what it is to be treated poorly, and it means I know what I’m talking about when I say you deserved better. You deserve better.”

Page 223
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arie@arieartea

It was a knife that went right between her ribs, a thrust that drew blood. And hadn’t he meant it to? Hadn’t he wanted her to bleed the way he was bleeding? So why, then, did he wish he could take it back?

Page 223

jAMIE !?!?

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arie@arieartea

“Hasn’t anyone ever been worried about you just because?”

Page 174

No but why did that hurt me

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arie@arieartea

“It sounds like you’ve been alone for a long time.”

“Oh, I’m used to that,” Mika said, her voice just a little too bright. “That’s the way it is.”

“Not here, it’s not,” was all she got in reply.

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arie@arieartea

the sea was the sea. It frothed and frolicked and had a beastly temper, but Mika would never wake up one day and find it gone. It knew all her secrets. It knew her. And it stayed.

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Mey@mey

And always, in the end, she had been forgotten.

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Mey@mey

She was thirty-one, but here she was again, just as she’d been as a child, trapped on the hamster wheel of her mind, conducting a postmortem on every memory to find out what, if anything, had been real. She had always understood, at the end of the previous postmortems, that the answer was nothing. Nothing had been real.

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These were thoughts that crept in when it was dark, and the sea was too quiet, and she got trapped on the hamster wheel of her own mind. She tried not to think of them in the light of day, but there were some things she couldn’t ignore even then.

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