Sex Crimes of the Futcher

Friend of squirrels and lover of women who hate him: William Loveday is back and set to wreak his revenge on the liars and hypocrites of art. This is the first full length prose work to be published in the uncorrected hand of its dyslexic author: 'having sean the living and the sain I have decided to align myself with the mad', says William Loveday, and so he drags the reader into the odyssey of a soul determined to experience life at its rawest. Equipped with only an exploding lemon and a caustic wit, William embarks on a journey through the triumph of failure.