Red Meat Cures Cancer

An outrageous spoof on the fast-food industry follows Sky Thorne, Senior V.P of Tailburger, who finds his job and his pension on the line, unless he can get his company's market share up five percent by the end of the year, and must battle rabid lobbyists from S.E.R.M.O.N (Stop Eating Red Meat Now), New York's Attorney General, a dysfunctional board of directors, and other challenges on the path to deep-fried happiness. Reprint. 35,000 first printing.