How To Cook and Eat the Rich

How To Cook and Eat the Rich A Tor.Com Original

Sunyi Dean2023
A man is offered the opportunity to partake in an exclusive, subscription-based eating club for those who wish to dine on human flesh. But he may have bitten off a little more than he can chew. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
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fira@orufrey
3.5 stars
Jun 21, 2023

short, strange and fun!

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Melissa Railey@melrailey
4 stars
Jan 18, 2024
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Ryn Johnstone@rynj07
5 stars
Dec 15, 2023

Highlights

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Ryn Johnstone@rynj07

All while squatting on your piles of money like dragons.

We may be peasants in comparison, but enough peasants can slay a dragon.

Page 13

This is brilliant! DRAGONS ARE THE BEST! AND THIS IS POWERFUL!

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Ryn Johnstone@rynj07

Such a quaint look of confusion! Such an endearing stutter!

Page 12
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Ryn Johnstone@rynj07

Try hu-mutton, and you'll never go back to regular mutton ever again! (Not that you have a choice, since the lambs are all silent.)

Page 10

OMG! This is mental! I can see how Dean went from this to The Book Eaters. I love the vibes of both!

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Human Haggis

Page 10

Oh, what the fuck?

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The finest haggis, neeps, and tatties you'll ever have eaten,

Page 10

YASSSS!! Some Scottish representation! This will be awful lol

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Ryn Johnstone@rynj07
  • 6 baker kidneys, about 375g/13oz, skinned

  • 50g2oz of hutter (human butter)

Page 8
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Only non-smoking, non-drinking, vegetarian specimens, for utmost flavour and toxin-free flesh.

Page 7
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The Livestock Pandemic grows worse every day, and that's not even counting the aggressive grain-hoarding going on by certain organisations.

Page 6

Another pandemic book. I just read The Girl In Red.

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Every month, you will be sent a deluxe recipe box straight to your door, containing recipe suggestions, choice cuts of exotic meat, and carefully curated ingredients. Home-cooked delights in the privacy of your own kitchen means discretion is guaranteed.

Page 5

It's HelloFresh for cannibals

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Ryn Johnstone@rynj07

it's only natural to feel that guilty curiosity, that questing after the ultimate experience...human flesh.

Page 5
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And these sofas–earn a fair bit, do you, sir?

Quite right, none of my business indeed.

Page 4

I love the one-sided conversation. I love the conversation without input from the other party, but I know what is being said.

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