Terry Pratchett

Domnica Macri

Mort

Alex T Hughes

Eilidh 

People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it. Inch by inch, implacable as a glacier and far colder, the real reality was grinding back towards Sto Lat.

Jonnie

"I don't think I'm due to die," said Mort, backing away. "I'm sure I would have been told."

"Well,----me," he said. "A----ing wizard. I hate----ing wizards!"

"You shouldn't----them, then," muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.

Keli reached out, grabbed the heavy ring, and pounded it on the door. The knocker leered at her.

"Ftreat me rough," it lisped. "That'f the way I like it!"

"Yeff. Ooo, that waff nife, do it again..."

"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"

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