The Consequence of Loving Colton

Important Notice : Read this before you read the book. Rating : 1 Star Wow, I don't even know where to begin. This book was a HUGE train wreck and a terrible fail. It was like the book was taunting me, "Go on, finish reading. I've got so many mistakes and problems that you'd want to point out in your review. Take your picks." After first 50 pages, I had a bet going on with a friend about how stupid this book could get, she won of course because this book was so bad, it made the word stupid sound brilliant. The recipe of disaster is as following (by disaster, I don't mean the kind you'd like, I mean the kind that would go down in history of shitty books). A dumb 21 y/o virgin scared to admit her feelings? Check. An equally dumb 23 y/o guy who kisses a girl after telling her, "you're like my sister." Who by the way, only wants the girl after she's with someone else? (That means no respect for the girl in case you didn't know). Check. A girl who is pretending to be pregnant; who is also ready to sink her claws in any man with two brain cells or should I say millions to rub together? Check. Another dumb 23 y/o guy who's going to marry a girl who's claiming to be pregnant without having morning sickness, tiredness, weak stomach, mood swings etc. just because he wants to become mayor someday? Check. A typical Metrosexual guy who was intended to be a secondary character but instead stole the limelight away from the protagonists? Check. Two parents who are going to watch their son marry a monster without even bothering to convince him otherwise? Check. A horny and bat shit crazy grandma? Check. An Actor who gets molested by said grandma? Check. An innocent girl who has bad history with the guy who's getting married but agrees to come to the wedding as his best man's date? (Oh, and no one cares how she would feel being under the same roof with the guy). Check. (I'm a guy and even I know that it'd be disrespectful to the girl not to mention uncomfortable). Sooo, this was the cast. Add in a boat load of Sit-Com type humor and a situation as unrealistic as Adolf Hitler having a Jewish wife and you get an epic fail. Jayne was dumb I know, but so dumb that she talked on the phone about her 'scheme' in the attic of the person's house she was 'scheming'. *Insert facepalm here* That'd be like calling a friend from a bank you're about to rob and asking him to wish you luck for the robbery. Ugh, "Sir, I'm afraid you'd have to come with us, this is real life not a Rachel Van Dyken book!" Seriously, this book had nothing to offer a reader except some laugh out loud moments and a ton of cliches like falling for your brother's best friend who is dumb enough that he needs a 'push' to realize he has feelings for the girl he always called 'sister'. Wow, you DO NOT do that! This book sounded like it was written by a 18-20 y/o girl who fantasizes about Cops, Fireman and Actors. It is equivalent to a guy writing a book about Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. Cliche! I only gave this one star because of some lol moments.

3.5 Stars. As I was reading this I kept thinking I've read this before, where the hell have I read? So I'm guessing that I read it on wattpad or something lol. This was really ridiculously funny.

I read some of this before and I remember enjoying myself reading it. Although I did think the ending was weird and slightly all over the place it was a nice quick read.