Name: The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
Rating: 4.193935427574171 (2292 reviews)
ISBN: 9780517883846

Douglas Adams

Geoffrey Perkins

Presents the complete, unedited scripts from the original BBC radio program

The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts

Chaïmae

“Only six people in the Galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic President was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it.

Zaphod Beeblebrox was amazingly good at his job.”

“You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

“Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”

“No. That’s where it all falls down, of course.”

“Pity,” said Arthur with sympathy. “It sounded like quite a good life-style otherwise.”

“That ship hated me,” he said dejectedly, indicating the policecraft.

“That ship?” said Ford in sudden excitement. “What happened to it? Do you know?”

“It hated me because I talked to it.”

“You talked to it?” exclaimed Ford. “What do you mean you talked to it?”

“Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it,” said Marvin.

Bethany Jenkins

This planet has-or rather had-a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

“But that's not the point!" raged Ford. “The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!" 

“It’s all right, I've got them back now," said Arthur.

Brooke Barnett

There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine.

the telephone cleaners weren't so useless were they huh?

virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.

Robby

Irreverent, absurd, brilliant, and just so much fun to read.

sam kruczek

"Oh, the Paranoid Android," he said. “Yeah, we'll take him.”

Including behind-the-scenes video footage, interviews with the cast and crew, a photo gallery, the original Radio 4 series trailers, the full-length Krikkit Song, and more, this DVD covers an additional host of features.

5.1 Surround Tertiary Phase

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Timothy Willis

A special 42nd Anniversary edition of Douglas Adams's mega-selling cult classic, now with exclusive bonus material from the Adams' archives.On October 12, 1979 the most remarkable book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor (and Earth) was made available to humanity - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's an ordinary Thursday lunchtime for Arthur Dent until his house gets demolished. The Earth follows shortly afterwards to make way for a new hyperspace express route, and his best friend has just announced that he's an alien. At this moment, they're hurtling through space with nothing but their towels and an innocuous-looking book inscribed, in large friendly letters, with the words: DON'T PANIC.The weekend has only just begun.This edition includes exclusive bonus material from the Douglas Adams archives, and an introduction by former Doctor Who showrunner, Russell T Davies.The intergalactic adventures of Arthur Dent begin in the first volume of Douglas Adams' trilogy in five parts: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe; Life, the Universe and Everything; So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish; and Mostly Harmless.

42nd Anniversary Edition

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

ikkychan

This is the first time in a while i have had this much fun reading a book. I just can't believe I haven't read it sooner. The story starts with apocalypse, with the rest of humanity only been spared less than 2 minutes before the earth got destroyed by the Vogon, just because the planet was on the way of their construction route for a mass-speed intergalactic freeway. No one can prevent it of course, not even the Dolphin who was tirelessly trying to warn us of the upcoming doom by flipping through the hoop during their stage routine in Sea World, nor the hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional being (or simply: Mice, who actually were the ones who commissioned the production of our ready-to-use planet 10 million years prior in order for it to work on the Ultimate Question of the Universe.....) Look, if that's not confusing, I don't know what is. If you like SF story with a touch of hilarious comedy, i can't recommend this book enough. Also, two words: Don't Panic!

Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy who, for the last fifteen years, has been posing as an out-of-work actor.

Together this dynamic pair begin a journey through space aided by quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide ("A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have") and a galaxy-full of fellow travelers: Zaphod Beeblebrox--the two-headed, three-armed ex-hippie and totally out-to-lunch president of the galaxy; Trillian, Zaphod's girlfriend (formally Tricia McMillan), whom Arthur tried to pick up at a cocktail party once upon a time zone; Marvin, a paranoid, brilliant, and chronically depressed robot; Veet Voojagig, a former graduate student who is obsessed with the disappearance of all the ballpoint pens he bought over the years. 

Where are these pens? Why are we born? Why do we die? Why do we spend so much time between wearing digital watches? For all the answers stick your thumb to the stars. And don't forget to bring a towel!
--back cover

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Chanel

The mice, it’s all the mice and the sperm whale…

Mostly Harmless

Denae Benson

Tim Pendry

The Hitchhiker's Guide (originally a BBC radio comedy but published as a novel in 1979) rapidly reached cult status. In fact, it has probably been over-praised. The bulk of it is rather silly British humour until Arthur Dent (the Earthling) meets Slartibartfast the Magrathean. This is quite some way into the book but from this point on it shifts from humour to full-on comedy and takes off with some sly and sardonic jokes at the expense (ultimately) of our own species. Overall, it is posh British 'university' humour from the same broad stable as Monty Python. What can be said is that its popularity (and that of its successors in the same vein) has created humorous memes that are perhaps more lasting even than Monty Python's - the secret of the universe being '42' as only one that you will hear Brits repeating without further explanation. There is a lot of fun to be had (at least in the second half of the book) with popular favourites being the mice, the dolphins and Marvin the existentially depressed robot as well as a peculiar cast of alien characters. Humour is not my thing but it will be enjoyed by those for whom it is.

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

one of the greatest comedy books of all time

Tristan Currie

DON'T LEAVE EARTH WITHOUT THE HILARIOUS INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 

It's a wildly funny novel about the end of the world and the happy-go-lucky days that follow it...

About the worst Thursday that ever happened, and why the Universe is a lot safer if you bring a towel...
--back cover

The Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy

Heel leuk boek, hoewel weinig dingen echt zin hebben hier, neemt het zichzelf wel serieus genoeg om een verhaal te vertellen wat ik wil volgen. Ik ben benieuwd naar het volgende boek 

Bart Veldhuijsen 

essential reading. It was a solid reread, probably better suited for the youth, but still makes an impact. 

Adam Scharf

In Life, the Universe and Everything, the third title in Douglas Adams' blockbusting sci-fi comedy series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Arthur Dent finds himself enlisted to prevent a galactic war. This edition includes exclusive bonus material from the Douglas Adams archives, and an introduction by Simon Brett, producer of the original radio broadcast. Following a number of stunning catastrophes, which have involved him being alternately blown up and insulted in ever stranger regions of the Galaxy, Arthur Dent is surprised to find himself living in a cave on prehistoric Earth. However, just as he thinks that things cannot get possibly worse, they suddenly do. An eddy in the space-time continuum lands him, Ford Prefect, and their flying sofa in the middle of the cricket ground at Lord's, just two days before the world is due to be destroyed by the Vogons. Escaping the end of the world for a second time, Arthur, Ford, and their old friend Slartibartfast embark (reluctantly) on a mission to save the whole galaxy from fanatical robots. Not bad for a man in his dressing gown . . . Follow Arthur Dent's galactic (mis)adventures in the rest of the trilogy with five parts: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, and Mostly Harmless.

Life, the Universe and Everything

I want to give a shout out to my eldest daughter for bringing home an omnibus of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series shortly before our library closed due to the Cornonavirus. I heard the other two on audiobook, but had never read this one since I thought the second not good enough to carry on. I was sorely mistaken, in the most happy way imaginable. This was so much more fun than the second one and while not everything made me laugh, a number of scenes had me laughing out loud. 

It starts 5 years after the last book, but a couple of million years before the first book, and, in a tangled bit of events involving the space-time continuum and various and sundry other things, Arthur Dent becomes embroiled in a race to save the universe from complete destruction. In a plot and galaxy seemingly without reason, this book is FUN and ties together brilliantly. Just writing about it made me realize I'd under-rated it with only 4 stars.

Karin

I want to give a shout out to my eldest daughter for bringing home an omnibus of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series shortly before our library closed due to the Cornonavirus. I heard the other two on audiobook, but had never read this one since I thought the second not good enough to carry on. I was sorely mistaken, in the most happy way imaginable. This was so much more fun than the second one and while not everything made me laugh, a number of scenes had me laughing out loud. 

It starts 5 years after the last book, but a couple of million years before the first book, and, in a tangled bit of events involving the space-time continuum and various and sundry other things, Arthur Dent becomes embroiled in a race to save the universe from complete destruction. In a plot and galaxy seemingly without reason, this book is FUN and ties together brilliantly. Just writing about it made me realize I'd under-rated it with only 4 stars.

Otostopcunun Galaksi Rehberi

Keyifle okunası bir bilim kurgu. Okurken pek çok yerde güldürüyor. Devamını ve farklı versiyonlarını da merak ettim.  

Serap

In this collection of novels, Arthur Dent is introduced to the galaxy at large when he is rescued by an alien friend seconds before Earth's destruction, and embarks on a series of amazing adventures with his new companion.

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Itzel

How me and this book came to be is a convoluted story that begins many years ago, when I was young and frequented fandomsecrets @ LJ. There, I saw many times this book being referenced as being a fantastical read from their childhoods and whatnot. I grew interested in it by the constant mention of it.

Around that time, it was announced that Eoin Colfer would be writing a sixth book for the five book trilogy, and seeing how much I enjoy Colfer's writing, my interest increased even more.

Among other factors (Like the fact that Douglas Adams penned scripts for Classic Who), I came to itch having a copy of the book in my hands, and I got it. I ended up losing it twice, also. Somehow, the book still came to me again.

Excitedly I quickly ran through the pages of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, laughing or at the very least giggling at nearly every line, because Douglas Adams certainly had a way with words. The way he more often than not drifts away from the main plot, to make clever remarks on something else may be annoying for some people, but I certainly found it delightful.

I read The Restaurant at the End of The Universe immediately after I had finished the first, and as a direct continuation of the story, it kept being wonderful, some concepts (Meet your meat, was it?) reminding me of Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, or the second episode of New Who (The End of the Earth). 

It took a few tries for me to get started in Life, the Universe and Everything, because real life interfered with my reading, and then I would have to return to the few last pages of Restaurant to understand what was happening. From this book I found especially amusing how Arthur and Ford ended up in the place their adventure started... millions of years before. Oh, and the Somebody Else Problem concept too. 

The book I liked the least (If rated separately, I would have put only a three on it, while a four or five would be for the rest of the books) was So Long and Thanks for All The Fish. Love stories do not sit very well with me, but it was really good how Fenchurch turned out to be the girl who in Hitchhiker's had just discovered the secret to happiness, was it? 

From this book, I think Agrajag was the part I liked most, because it was really, really unfortunate, and really wonderful how he basically tells us how the next book will end. A special mention to Marvin in this book.

To be honest, I didn't really appreciate how Fenchurch was quickly erased in Mostly Harmless (Which mind you, this title is one of the parts I enjoy the most about the first book), but in this one Random was certainly an interesting character. Also, ohh, Stavromula Beta. It ended in a very depressing note, certainly.

This collection of books is a great and brilliant journey through a mostly nonsensical universe, with highly fun characters, even minor ones will stick with you. I enjoyed it greatly, and would certainly reread all five of them for many times to come.

Now, all I want to do is to read the Dirk Gently series, and The Salmon of Doubt. And Another Thing... Yes, I want to read that one too, for the sake of completion.

Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect learn why Earth has been shunned by the rest of the galaxy as they journey through space and time.

Amna A.

The adventures of Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect continue throughout this book, searching for the Ultimate Question.. and learning the art of flying by throwing yourself on the ground and missing the floor x)

Sarah Sammis

Lindy

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Let's just say that i'm an anti fan of the writer's sense of humor. I get that some remarks were actually quite smart, but it wasn't funny. It's not a bad thing but when things were getting too silly for things not to be a joke, it felt like i was dictated to laugh, with those points as cues, and i hate that. Adams used so many pages joking instead of elaborating that none of the plot engaged me. I feel like i just read a try-hard's practice sheet on bad experimental jokes. so glad it was over.

Per Anhalter Durch Die Galaxis

Wunderbar absurd! Der Anfang war grandios, aber ich muss auch sagen, dass es gegen Ende deutlich an Humor abgenommen hat.

Tabea

First a legendary radio series, then a bestselling book, now a blockbuser movie, the immensely successful Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy needs no introduction. Reissued to coincide with the film's release, this hardback omnibus edition include all five parts of the trilogy, incorporating for the first time, Mostly Harmless, along with a guide to the guide and essential notes on how to leave the planet. This single hardback edition is indispensable for any would-be galactic traveller and for old and new fans of Douglas Adams, Doctor Who and bestselling science fiction books.

A Trilogy in Five Parts

Paula Alonso Ishihara

I'm currently reading this book, recommended by a friend at work and it's turning to be very good.
I like the craziness of the situations and the strange humor. 
So far it's very entertaining!!

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Extremely funny . . . inspired lunacy . . . [and] over much too soon.”—The Washington Post Book World Nominated as one of America’s best-loved novels by PBS’s The Great American Read Seconds before Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised edition of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy who, for the last fifteen years, has been posing as an out-of-work actor. Together, this dynamic pair began a journey through space aided by a galaxyful of fellow travelers: Zaphod Beeblebrox—the two-headed, three-armed ex-hippie and totally out-to-lunch president of the galaxy; Trillian (formerly Tricia McMillan), Zaphod’s girlfriend, whom Arthur tried to pick up at a cocktail party once upon a time zone; Marvin, a paranoid, brilliant, and chronically depressed robot; and Veet Voojagig, a former graduate student obsessed with the disappearance of all the ballpoint pens he’s bought over the years. Where are these pens? Why are we born? Why do we die? For all the answers, stick your thumb to the stars! Praise for The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy “A whimsical oddyssey . . . Characters frolic through the galaxy with infectious joy.”—Publishers Weekly “Irresistable!”—The Boston Globe

Bethany s. 

3.5⭐️
Enjoyable, and certainly different. Odd, as it clearly is supposed to be. I found myself struggling to get through it, mainly because I felt like the plot was revealing itself in bits and pieces. 

With no clear line from beginning to end, the story feels a little like running through a house and opening various doors, exploring the rooms inside and then moving to the next door. I arrived at the end of the hallway able to recognize the shape of the house I’d explored, but still a bit uncertain about the ways in which it all connects. 

Still fun, laugh-out-loud funny at times, and quirky. I will probably read the next book, but I’m not in a rush to do so anytime soon.

Le Guide Du Routard Galactique

elly

A beautifully illustrated edition of the New York Times bestselling classic, timed to celebrate the pivotal 42nd anniversary of the original publication--with never-before-seen illustrations by award winner Chris Riddell SOON TO BE A HULU SERIES * "Extremely funny . . . inspired lunacy . . . [and] over much too soon."--The Washington Post Book World Nominated as one of America's best-loved novels by PBS's The Great American Read Seconds before Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy who, for the last fifteen years, has been posing as an out-of-work actor. Together, this dynamic pair begin a journey through space aided by a galaxyful of fellow travelers: Zaphod Beeblebrox--the two-headed, three-armed ex-hippie and totally out-to-lunch president of the galaxy; Trillian (formerly Tricia McMillan), Zaphod's girlfriend, whom Arthur tried to pick up at a cocktail party once upon a time zone; Marvin, a paranoid, brilliant, and chronically depressed robot; and Veet Voojagig, a former graduate student obsessed with the disappearance of all the ballpoint pens he's bought over the years. Where are these pens? Why are we born? Why do we die? For all the answers, stick your thumb to the stars!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Illustrated Edition

Erin Darlyn

3.5⭐️ This book is like the screwiest of screwball comedies, set in space and complete with a robot that has the personality of Eeyore. There really isn’t much plot or character development but the writing is so hilarious and full of little brain tickles that I didn’t really mind.

Francesca Starecheski

Not particularly character driven or entirely appealed to emotion, yet enticing nonetheless, and whimsically adventuresome.

Almost painfully British. Solid humour, would recommend.

Simon Crocker

Mostly harmless

Laura Mauler

This book lacks the lightness and zaniness of the previous Hitchhiker books. I basically read it because I wanted to see how the whole thing ended, and now I know. Probably should have stopped at "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish".

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