The Vampire Wants a Wife

The Vampire Wants a Wife

Andie M. Long2017
Running a dating agency can be a killer... Shelley Linley is sick of sickos. Yet another prankster has applied to her dating agency. This one says he's a vampire and he wants Shelley to help him find a wife. Meeting him for a second interview against all her better judgement, Shelley discovers that he has no clue about women. A shame because he's super-hot, amusing, and has a lot of single friends he could recommend her struggling business to, even if he does say they're werewolves and demons. She has to help him, even if he's crazy. If she can ignore his delusions, she's sure she can help him meet someone. But when death threats start arriving on her doorstep, Shelley's not sure she's cut out for the job...then her dating algorithm states she's his ideal partner. Now she's not sure if she should take the risk for love, or run like hell. Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers of Michelle Rowen, Gerry Bartlett and Michele Bardsley who like their humour to have bite. Buy The Vampire wants a Wife to see if Theodore gets his happy forever after.
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Janna Niemi@allandanybooks
5 stars
Oct 30, 2022

Lovely little read I enjoyed this book. There is nothing complicated in it even though there are some twists in the plot. It was easy and light to read and I found there to be quite a lot of humor as well. The relationship between Theo and Shelley is very fast paced but I think that was the idea of it as well. I kinda want to read more about this supernatural dating agency

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Allison Garrett@bookish_insomniac
3 stars
Jul 24, 2022

A quick and funny read, however there was little character development and I feel as though the characters were barely introduced before the book was over.

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Ally Simons@allysim1997
1 star
Mar 17, 2022

I thought this would be funny/ironic somehow but really I’m just wondering what 13 year-old wrote it? It reads like a seventh grade creative writing assignment.

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Kelsey@silverkels
1 star
Mar 14, 2022

It was a really fast read which ended up being a blessing and a curse. It started out really promising but then just snowballed downhill. Very silly and I didn’t hate it but I doubt I’ll bring myself to read any more of the series unless I need to quickly meet my reading goal for the year. She started throwing steak at the man for crying out loud.

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Hailey Searle@queenscarlet
3 stars
Feb 6, 2023