Happy Accidents

Kate Happy's favourite books are Jane Eyre and Salems Lot because they're English and American so is she, Kate is being brought up by her grandparents, her grandmother hates her husband and wears her Chanel suite and high heels to go out into the muck-splattered farmyard. Grandpa is bonkers who wanders round the house shouting sea-faring commands. Mum has gon AWOL since she ran over Kate's dad in her soft-top Triumph Spitfire. Are those really Dad's ashes in a hellmann's mayonnaise jar in the attic? Crackling with the darkest of dark humour, brimming with crazy ancestors and closely guarded secrets.