Galendor [Ye Dude from Yonder Forest]

When my crabby canine cohort, Sir Wicket, and I headed for Hither, all I wanted was some Tasty Puffs for our bare cupboards. How was I to know that my world would be transmogrified by the most babe-tastic Princess Jessica? She not only changed my ability to think clearly (she is THAT fine), but something funky is going on with her father and it's affecting the entire Kingdom of Yorh. I've always wanted to be a bard, but she offered to marry any man who could entertain the king. That's a TON of pressure and castle Yorh is a long walk, so laziness held sway...until Mugician (musical magician) Lord Bill sent me on a quest to find three others capable of putting on a most raw and awesome concert. Nobody's telling us exactly from WHAT the kingdom needs saving, but holding Jessica's hand just might be worth it!