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The Wiener Across the Way

Always the nerdy girl, never the girlfriend~Until her cocky best friend and his *ahem* rooster take charge.Look, I've had it bad for the girl with all the curves next door forever. She turned me down in high school and since I'm not a total douchecanoe, I lusted after her all by myself in my shower, and we stayed just friends for years.Now she's the adorkable librarian next door and I'm the star quarterback of the best pro football team in the league.So when she asks me to be her fake date to her all-girls school reunion I am totally down to show her off to the mean girls who bullied her back then so they can see just how incredible she is.I'll be the best boyfriend they've ever seen. The best fake boyfriend that is.Until I find out from her slightly-stalkery classmates that she still has her v-card. I don't see how that is even possible. Not with how sexy and sweet she is. Could it be because she knows she belongs with me?This curvy girl and football quarterback sports romance has a baddie plus-size woman who knows her own worth and a Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family you'll wish you were a part of.

The C*ck Down the Block

He’s an athlete all about focus, discipline, and achieving goals.
She’s the free spirited girl next door who won’t be tied down to anything but her emotional support Kindle.
But when the cat distribution system brings these two together, opposites attract.

Life has always been family, football, and school.

Focusing on my goals didn’t leave much room for girls. But I’m not in school anymore. I’m the hottest rookie running back the league has ever seen, and I know how to score a touchdown. I don’t have a clue how to score with a girl.

But I’m going to learn. Because the girl next door with all the thick curves is my new goal. And I’m going to win her heart.

She knows nothing about football, but she does like my tight end.

So does her cat.

Her older brother (by two whole minutes) does not and he’ll do anything to keep us apart.

The Pussy Next Door

I can get any woman I want... and I do.
So why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door?
Someone (my meddling brothers) told her I'm the love guru.
And she wants lessons in falling in love.
Just not with me.

Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother's fiancée's best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I'm suddenly fumbling like a rookie.

I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker—fast and hard. Instead, it's a slow burn that's got me breaking all my own rules.

Somehow, I've got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother.

Oh, and there's an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications.

The Anaconda Downstairs 

He’s the campus king with a no girlfriends rule.
But he’s about to break it for the most irritating, sassy-mouthed woman he’s ever met.

Flynn Kingman’s senior year plan is simple: class, getting drafted in the first round, and no romantic complications. Until he chases a rogue baby donkey across campus and meets Tempest Navarro—the one woman immune to his charm.

Tempest Navarro is hiding her bestselling romance novels, anxiety, and a baby donkey in her sorority house. Nope, nothing to see here. Especially not for a jock that’s too hot for his own good. Why does he have to be in her Shakespeare class, saying smart things, and driving her insane?

When they’re forced together by a university tutoring program, verbal sparring turns to undeniable attraction. Especially when Tempest’s emotional support donkey, her meddling sisters, and a whole lot of Kingman siblings are all conspiring to push them together at every turn.

The Jackass in Class

What happens when a struggling sports agent and a plus-size model fake an engagement to save a rescue goose? Christmas chaos, that’s what.

I didn’t plan to pretend to be in love with the gorgeous plus size model who rescued a goose from the chopping block at Oktoberfest. But when Sir Honksalot destroys her apartment and my parents sell their shop right before Christmas, a fake engagement seems like the perfect solution to our mutual housing woes.

Now we’re house-sitting a mansion together, but confined to one room...with only one bed. We have to convince everyone we’re the most boring couple in L.A., while dealing with a delinquent waterfowl with a sock-stealing habit and feelings that don’t feel fake at all.

This curvy girl romance features a bad-tempered rescue goose with his own social media following, a sports agent who’s secretly a romantic at heart, and a baddie plus-size model who knows her worth – all set in a prequel to the everyone’s favorite football family, the Kingmans.

Honkers under the jolly

Declan Kingman doesn’t do grand gestures.
He does something better — he pays attention.

When the NFL’s grumpiest linebacker decides to give the world’s biggest pop star the wedding she actually wants, he has one shot to get it right. The plan involves a fake bingo convention, a snow globe on a Colorado mountain, and a reindeer. In July. What could go wrong?

Kelsey Best has performed for a hundred thousand people without blinking. But somewhere between the public engagement pictures and the paparazzi circus, her own wedding stopped feeling like hers.

She just wants to marry the man who carried her off a stage in Aspen and never once asked her to be anything other than exactly herself. The rest of it she could do without.

With Jules Kingman as the best man running an operation of covert logistics, a borrowed reindeer, a best friend hiding the best secret of the year, and a whole band of brothers in simultaneous meltdown, the road to the altar is chaotic, hilarious, and nothing like anyone expected.

It’s better.

Because the best weddings aren’t the ones the whole world watches. They’re the ones made just for you.

Walking in a Wiener Wonderland is a steamy, body-positive sports romance wedding novella packed with family chaos, secret schemes, and a happily ever after that was planned down to the last snowflake.

Walking in a wiener wonderland 

And They Lived Cockily Ever After
Chris Kingman knows how to lead a team, win championships, and stay cool under pressure.

Wedding planning?
That’s a whole different sport.

When the venue is a farm animal sanctuary and his bride volunteers there, Chris just wants one thing—a perfect day for the woman he loves. Unfortunately, that means he’s officially crossed into full groomzilla territory.

Trixie adores her meticulous, big-hearted fiancé… even when he’s stressing over timelines, seating charts, and whether a rooster named Luke Skycocker can be trusted near an altar.

With farm animals running wild, family chiming in, and emotions running high, their journey to the altar is messy, hilarious, and full of heart.

Because love isn’t about perfection.
It’s about choosing each other—even when the rooster refuses to cooperate.

How to train your groomzilla

The Goat in the Bedroom

He's the campus king with a no girlfriends rule.¿But he's about to break it for the most irritating, sassy-mouthed woman he's ever met. Flynn Kingman's senior year plan is simple: class, getting drafted in the first round, and no romantic complications. Until he chases a rogue baby donkey across campus and meets Tempest Navarro-the one woman immune to his charm. Tempest Navarro is hiding her bestselling romance novels, anxiety, and a baby donkey in her sorority house. Nope, nothing to see here. Especially not for a jock that's too hot for his own good. Why does he have to be in her Shakespeare class, saying smart things, and driving her insane? When they're forced together by a university tutoring program, verbal sparring turns to undeniable attraction. Especially when Tempest's emotional support donkey, her meddling sisters, and a whole lot of Kingman siblings are all conspiring to push them together at every turn. This steamy sports romance features a protective football player with hidden depths, a curvy heroine owning her talents and learning to take up space, an emotional support donkey with perfect timing, and that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that'll make you wish you were a Kingman.

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The Jack*ss in Class

This sports romance features a super-supportive cinnamon roll football player who thought he knew it all when it came to love and a plus-size heroine who will school him while finally learning to love herself.

The Anaconda Downstairs

"He’s an athlete all about focus, discipline, and achieving goals. She’s the free spirited girl next door who won’t be tied down to anything but her emotional support Kindle. But when the cat distribution system brings these two together, opposites attract." -- Back cover.

The P*ssy Next Door

When your love life stinks and you're clearly the worst at choosing someone who won't break your heart, why not ask your best friend to find you a date? Unless of course¿you're in love with her. I've been friends with Artemis since high school, when we bonded over crushing on the same guy. Six years later, we're roommates in our shiny new post college lives-she's training for the Olympics while I start my pro football career. We've both recently had bad break-ups and she says if she's going to get back out there, she needs dating lessons. Naturally, she asks me-her completely platonic roommate-to teach her. We practice eye contact. Hand holding. Cuddling during movies. Because that's what best friends do, right? Practice intimacy? For science? She thinks I'm being helpful. I think I'm losing my mind. Meanwhile, I'm out here sabotaging her dates, getting jealous of my own teammates, and having heart-to-hearts with our pet goats about my feelings while she's literally in the next room. But we're definitely just friends. The evidence we might be idiots: ¿The documentary crew filming my rookie season knows. ¿Our pet goats know. ¿Everyone knows. EVERYONE. ¿The only people who don't know? Us. This sports romance features two bisexual dating disasters who are Olympic-level idiots for each other -a football player who falls first and pines HARD, and a curvy rugby goddess who's oblivious because she's convinced she's "too much,"- matchmaking goats with excellent taste in humans, that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that's about to stage an intervention unless someone snaps and locks them in a closet together first, a documentary crew catching every slip and you've got a love story everyone can see coming ¿ except them.

What happens when a struggling sports agent and a plus-size model fake an engagement to save a rescue goose? Christmas chaos, that's what. I didn't plan to pretend to be in love with the gorgeous plus size model who rescued a goose from the chopping block at Oktoberfest. But when Sir Honksalot destroys her apartment and my parents sell their shop right before Christmas, a fake engagement seems like the perfect solution to our mutual housing woes. Now we're house-sitting a mansion together, but confined to one room...with only one bed. We have to convince everyone we're the most boring couple in L.A., while dealing with a delinquent waterfowl with a sock-stealing habit and feelings that don't feel fake at all. This curvy girl romance features a bad-tempered rescue goose with his own social media following, a sports agent who's secretly a romantic at heart, and a baddie plus-size model who knows her worth - all set in a prequel to the everyone's favorite football family, the Kingmans.

Honkers Under the Holly

"Kelsey Best is America's pop sweetheart, and anyone who says they don't like her music is a liar and needs to be punched in the nads. And I'll do it, too, because I'm the guy the NFL dubbed the meanest player in the league. It's great for my career on the field, but not so much for my reputation off it. So I'm shocked as hell when Kelsey's team sends my agent a wild idea—they want a showmance between us. She's looking to dodge the media frenzy after her breakup with Hollywood's latest heartthrob, and I apparently fit the bill as her perfect distraction. My agent is convinced this fake dating stunt is the key to fixing my image. But what happens when I fall for her? The whole world is going to hate me when we fake break up. But she's going to create a blank space in my heart, and I don't think I'm going to be able to shake it off." -- Back cover.

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