The Anaconda Downstairs

I can get any woman I want... and I do. So why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door? Someone (my meddling brothers) told her I'm the love guru. And she wants lessons in falling in love. Just not with me. Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother's fiancée's best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I'm suddenly fumbling like a rookie. I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker—fast and hard. Instead, it's a slow burn that's got me breaking all my own rules. Somehow, I've got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother. Oh, and there's an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications.