Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

A humorous compilation of essays by the author of We're Just Like You, Only Prettier draws on her Southern heritage to address how to get one's child into a character breakfast at Disneyworld, the secrets of celebrity mothers, eBay addiction, why children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls, and other commentary on life south of the Mason-Dixon line. Reprint.