Miss Piggy's Rules Swine-Tested Secrets for Getting Mr. Right, Keeping Him and Throwing Him Back

Miss Piggy's romantic resume is the stuff of legend. Now the goddess of romance reveals her secrets for getting what (or who) you want, getting rid of what (or who!) you don't, and getting the most out of life and love. Unlike The Rules and The Code, Miss Piggy guides you from dating through commitment, and on to new horizons in the event it doesn't work out. "Miss Piggy's Rules" is about loving and believing in yourself first, and, since no one loves and believes in herself more than the fabulous Miss Piggy, who better to lead you through "Dating", "The Relationship", and "The Afterlife"? Included are quizzes, top ten lists, tips on what to wear and when to call collect, plus how to tell whether he's a hunk or just junk. Includes special bonus "Moi's Guide to Getting Even", because sometimes he deserves a good deal more than just a goodbye.