Joey Kidney

What's the Rush?

Agu Holzapfel

April 22nd, 1996, I was brought into this world. April 22nd, 2018, I am still here surprisingly doing all right, but not-so-surprisingly having a horrible day. I’ll get straight to the point: everyone thinks that I don’t celebrate it. I like to think I just don’t advertise it because I have a very unpopular opinion. I am not very interested in throwing all my money, all my health, and all my dignity on the floor for one night. I can do that every night.

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