Kalynn Bayron

You're Not Supposed to Die Tonight

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Bezi presses her lips together. “Please tell me it’s not one of them Tyler Perry wigs. I can’t let you walk around like that.”

“I mean, Madea’s lace is always melted to the gods.”

“And everybody else’s wigs look like hot garbage.”

the humour in this book is perhaps the best thing ever

“As soon as people start having sex, it’s like a bat signal to the killer. He hears cheeks clappin’, then here he comes with a knife to slice everybody up.”

Bezi leans close to my ear. “Are the straights okay?”

I have to cover my mouth to keep from laughing. “Absolutely not.”

“Oh, honey. You’re going to die out here, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.”

“The final act is never really the end,”

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