Kimberly Lemming

All I wanted to do was live my life in peace. Maybe get a cat, expand my spice farm. Really anything that doesn't involve going on a quest where an orc might rip my face off. But they say the Goddess has favorites. If so, I'm clearly not one of them. After saving the demon Fallon in a wine-drunk stupor, all he wanted to do was kill an evil witch enslaving his people. I mean, I get it. But he's dragging me along for the ride, and I'm kind of peeved about it. On the bright side, he keeps burning off his shirt.

That Time I Got Drunk And Saved A Demon

Megan BV

I had only two things on my mind; cheese and how to get home. 

Who needs him? Or any man! Love was for people with not enough wine in their hands!

Because of course the cheesemaker friend’s name is Brie. 🧀 

“Brie, my goddess of cheese! Bring me that sweet, sweet Gouda!”

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