Lish McBride

A Little Too Familiar: an Uncanny Romance Novel

Elisheva♡ 

Surprised, I sidestepped, trying to read her body language. Was she just desperate to hand off the fledgling? I would be the first to admit that I didn't always read humans well. Animals make sense. People... don't.

The soft yellow of his shirt looking good against the deep Brown of his skin. if I had worn that shirt, I would look sickly. Some pale people could pull off yellow, I wasn't one of them.

Either way, by the end of the week, I realized I'd done a fair job memorizing her work schedule and picking up on her habits. For example, I'd realized that Lou had a sweet tooth. Was that why I was currently making cookies with the help of two ferrets?

I don't drink but that's hilarious and relatable. 😭

She nodded glumly,resting her chin in her hands. 

I scooped up the next batch of cookies onto the sheet. "Hot tea bad,got chocolate bad, or shot of tequila bad?" When she didn't answer right away,I added,"entire bottle of tequila bad?" 

Her smile was small,but it was there. "Tea I think."

I feel like this is foreshadowing something😭

And the familiar always,*always* was an animal. 

OMG😍 he's the cutest. Standards have been heightened.😍💗

The next few days it only escalated. It went from sack lunches to reusable lunch totes with our names embroidered on the side. 

Van complained about cold feet one morning and now we all had matching slippers,again with our names on them.

"you take that food back and I will not be responsible for my actions." :Lou

"I want to hold your heart in my hands, whelp" 

"I didn't know you cared, dad. You've been practicing that line in prison?"

he growled and I gave him an air kiss and a saucy wink, because fuck that guy.

All I can imagine is that Snow White battle scene from Shrek "aaaAAAAAHHHHH AH!!!!!!"🤣

Mama Ami, arms wide, send a flock of pigeons searching towards Eva.

I LOVED THIS BOOK SO MUCH!!!😭 Please I hope there's a sequel.

"Ready or not here we come" I said, grabbing his hand, both of us stepping through the doors like we did both things-- together.

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