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A man is offered the opportunity to partake in an exclusive, subscription-based eating club for those who wish to dine on human flesh. But he may have bitten off a little more than he can chew. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

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How To Cook and Eat the Rich

I love the one-sided conversation. I love the conversation without input from the other party, but I know what is being said.

Ryn Johnstone

And these sofas–earn a fair bit, do you, sir?

YASSSS!! Some Scottish representation! This will be awful lol

The finest haggis, neeps, and tatties you'll ever have eaten,

Such a quaint look of confusion! Such an endearing stutter!

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