Abby Jimenez

Fall in love with this hilarious and heartwarming USA Today bestselling romantic comedy that LJ Shen calls "an absolute treat." Kristen Peterson doesn't do drama, will fight to the death for her friends, and has no room in her life for guys who just don't get her. She's also keeping a big secret: facing a medically necessary procedure that will make it impossible for her to have children. Planning her best friend's wedding is bittersweet for Kristen -- especially when she meets the best man, Josh Copeland. He's funny, sexy, never offended by her mile-wide streak of sarcasm, and always one chicken enchilada ahead of her hangry. Even her dog, Stuntman Mike, adores him. The only catch: Josh wants a big family someday. Kristen knows he'd be better off with someone else, but as their attraction grows, it's harder and harder to keep him at arm's length. The Friend Zone will have you laughing one moment and grabbing for tissues the next as it tackles the realities of infertility and loss with wit, heart, and a lot of sass. "Your next favorite romantic comedy...The Friend Zone is that rare beach read with tons of heart that will make you laugh and cry in equal parts." ---PopSugar "Your next rom-com to obsess and cry over." ---Cosmopolitan Goodreads Choice Awards nominee - Best Romance, Best Debut O, The Oprah Magazine Best Romance Novels of the year Audie Award Finalist USA Today bestseller Bookish Best Books of the year SheReads Best Romances of the year Women's Health Best Romance Novels of the year Good Housekeeping Best New Books for Summer PopSugar Best Books of Summer Publishers Weekly Starred Review Booklist Starred Review Booklist Top 10 Romance Debuts of 2019

The Friend Zone

meghan healy

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Oh my God?? Is this Sloan from HEAP?? And is Brandon the Brandon????

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Sloan and I were the only takers this morning. 

“How are you liking the new fire station?” she asked.

         She must have seen the answer on my face.

         “Really? It’s shitty?” She seemed surprised.

         I shook my head. “I don’t know. It’s all right.”

         I twisted my lips. “It’s just at my old station, we didn’t get shit medical calls. I mean, we only got, like, three a day—”

         “Twelve? Fifteen? It’s a busy station. But the calls are bullshit. Drunk homeless guys. Crap that should be a trip to a walk-in clinic. I went on a call yesterday for a stubbed toe.”

         “Well, most people are pretty fucking stupid.” She ate a fry.

         “My granddad used to always say, ‘Even duct tape can’t fix stupid,’” I said, putting my straw in my mouth.

         “Hmm. No. But it can muffle the sound.”

         I burst into laughter and almost choked on my soda. I liked her wit so much more when I wasn’t the brunt of it.

Oh that’s painful ☹️☹️ Kristen, I’m sorry love. 

“A lot of reasons. The biggest one being that she didn’t want to have kids. I did. It wasn’t negotiable.”

         She nodded again. “That’s a big one,” she mumbled.

“We’re going. I’m not leaving you here while I run home.”

“Oh. Uh, sorry to interrupt. Josh is here. Is it cool if he stays for dinner?”

         Josh came up behind Brandon, holding Stuntman. My dog was licking his cheek. “Hey, Sloan. Kristen.” His smile fell the second he saw my face.

         I swiped at my tears, fled to the bathroom, and closed the door.

“You know what I think the trick to dealing with family is? I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately.”

         “What?” I said, spreading strawberry jam on my toast.

         “Marrying your best friend.” He wiped his mouth with a napkin. “You marry your best friend, and at family gatherings you deal with your shitty relatives together. You laugh about it and have each other’s backs. Share looks and text each other from across the room when everyone else is being an asshole. And nobody else really matters because you have your own universe.”

         He held my eyes for a moment. “That’s what I want. I want someone to be my universe.”

         He’d have no problem finding that. No problem at all. Josh could have any woman he wanted. After all, he was the sun. Warm and vital. He would be the center of a big family one day, just like he wanted, and they’d all adore him.

         And I was just some passing comet. Momentarily distracting. Useless and unimportant. I was nice to look at, fun to observe, but I’d never give life or be the center of anything.

         I’d streak through and be gone, and Josh would forget me before we knew it.

I reached under the bed and pulled out my laptop. “Can I follow you too?”

         “You can follow me anywhere.”

         He was flirty when he was drunk. It was cute. He didn’t usually say things like this to me. I shut it down immediately when he did. But Drunk Josh wasn’t really Josh.

         “How come Sober Josh doesn’t have all this swagger, huh?” I teased.

         He snorted. “He does. He’s just trying to follow your many rules. Drunk Josh doesn’t live by rules. Drunk Josh does what Drunk Josh wants,” he said, stumbling over the words.

         “And what does Drunk Josh want?” I smiled, tapping his name into the search bar on Instagram.

         I arched an eyebrow. “You’re lucky you’re not here. I’d take advantage of you. You sound too weak to fight me off.”

         I sent him a follow request, laughing at his comment. A second later I got his and approved it.

         We got quiet as we looked at each other’s pictures.

         “Get Sloan and drive down here tomorrow. Let’s get married. Come on.”

         I smiled gently. “I can’t marry you.”

         Spitting. “Why? I would be a good husband to you. I would take care of you. I’d be a good dad.”

         I moved the phone away from my mouth as a sudden wrenching urge to sob bolted into my throat. I pressed my lips together and forced it back down. “I know you would,” I whispered. “That’s why I can’t.”

         Then he spoke into my darkness. “I love you.”

         My tears spilled down my cheeks and the lump in my throat threatened to suffocate me. “I love you too.”

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