Andrew Clover

Polly has been married to Arthur for ten years when she meets James Hammond. He's her Road Not Taken. The One That Got Away. He's also rich, and in one week he's inviting her to his hotel in the country to give her the job she's always wanted. He also wants her. Polly is so tempted. Arthur is gorgeous, but he's grumpy. He insists he can change, but can he? After ten years, can you learn to love? And if you could, would you still choose your partner?

Learn Love in a Week

Colin Hitchin's got problems. He's too short, he's got the highest IQ in his year and he's psychic. He sees things before they happen. He sees dead people too. No one believes him, his mum's too busy with her boyfriends, and his best friend Polly just humours him. How can Colin make them believe?

Dirty angels

‘She says: “Darling let’s have children”. I know this is a historic moment. I must respond like a man. So I ignore her . . .’ Sunday Times columnist Andrew Clover would like to share with you everything he’s learned – the hard way – about childcare. Starting at the beginning, by asking why men are so terrified of breeding, he examines every worry a parent is likely to face: How can I make them sleep? How do I choose a good school? Will I ever have sex again? Why should I paint my face like a tiger? Wise and candid, this is the most truthful parenting guide of all time. It’s also the funniest and most inspiring read any dad – or mum – could ever hope to read.

How My Children Taught Me To Be a Good Parent

Dad Rules

Meet RORY BRANAGAN – he eats bad guys for breakfast. Well, not ACTUALLY. But he IS the best detective in town. Fifth in a hilarious comedy-crime series for readers of 8+.

The Leap of Death (Rory Branagan (Detective), Book 5)

"Such fun! And, happily, more to come!" - Kirkus Reviews Be bold, be curious, be DETECTIVES! The first book in this hilarious crime-fighting middle-grade detective series reads like an extended graphic novel for aspirational readers and devoted fans of diary-style fiction. Meet RORY BRANAGAN: he eats bad guys for breakfast-well, not actually. But he is the best detective in town. With his canine sidekick and friend, Wilkins Welkin, and his nosy but helpful neighbor, Cassidy Corrigan, Rory sets off on a crime-fighting detective spree. While chasing bad guys and uncovering mysteries with Cassidy and Wilkins, he sets wrongs right and begins to learn more about himself and his relationship with his father. Both hilarious and heroic, this heart-warming, easy-to-read illustrated adventure will leave you wanting to uncover more about Rory and his family.

Rory Branagan: Detective #1

Colin Hitchin's got problems. He's too short, he's got the highest IQ in his year and he's psychic. He sees things before they happen. He sees dead people too. No one believes him, his mum's too busy with her boyfriends, and his best friend Polly just humours him. It all started a couple of years back, before his dad died. That's when Colin got sent to Dr Juvanji who gave him drugs to calm him down ...Then his Uncle Jimmy turns up on the doorstep. Uncle Jimmy believes Colin, in fact he positively encourages him to pursue his special powers. Turns out Jimmy sees things, too. He sees into people's souls, he knows who they really are. Then Polly goes into a coma, and only Jimmy and Colin know why. Polly's soul - her 'lamia' as Jimmy calls it - has been attacked. And weird things are happening to kids at school, too. Something or someone is trying to suck the life out of them ... and with Jimmy's help, Colin is the one to stop it happening. On top of everything else, he's got to be a superhero, too.

Dirty Angels

Be bold, be curious, be DETECTIVES! The story of Rory Branagan continues and this time there is a canine caper to be solved. Rory Banagan is a detective and he eats bad guys for breakfast--well, not actually. But someone is stealing dogs, and Rory's own dog and best friend in the world, Wilkins Welkin, is in danger. It's up to Rory and his sidekick, Cassidy Corrigan, to get to the bottom of this mystery in a dog-eat-dog world, before it's too late. Both hilarious and heroic, this heart-warming, easy-to-read heavily illustrated adventure will leave you panting for more.

Rory Branagan: Detective: The Dog Squad #2

Meet RORY BRANAGAN - he eats bad guys for breakfast. Well, not ACTUALLY. But he IS the best detective in town. Second in a hilarious illustrated comedy-crime book series for kids.

The Dog Squad

Meet RORY BRANAGAN – he eats bad guys for breakfast. Well, not ACTUALLY. But he IS the best detective in town. Second in a hilarious comedy-crime series for readers of 8+.

The Dog Squad (Rory Branagan (Detective), Book 2)

Meet RORY BRANAGAN – he eats bad guys for breakfast. Well, not ACTUALLY. But he IS the best detective in town. First in a hilarious seven-book comedy-crime series for readers of 8+.

Rory Branagan (Detective) (Rory Branagan, Book 1)

Meet RORY BRANAGAN – he eats bad guys for breakfast. Well, not ACTUALLY. But he IS the best detective in town. Third in a hilarious comedy-crime series for readers of 8+.

The Big Cash Robbery (Rory Branagan (Detective), Book 3)

Meet RORY BRANAGAN – he eats bad guys for breakfast. Well, not ACTUALLY. But he IS the best detective in town. Fourth in the hilarious illustrated comedy-crime book series for kids, RORY BRANAGAN (DETECTIVE).

The Deadly Dinner Lady (Rory Branagan (Detective), Book 4)

¡Hola! Me llamo Rory Branagan y soy detective. La gente siempre me pregunta: «¿Cómo se hace uno detective?», y yo siempre respondo: «Bueno, no es que te encuentres de repente acechando a los malos, o persiguiéndolos, o luchando contra ellos, o viviendo una vida llena de constantes peligros mortales... Debes QUERER ser detective, debes buscarlo». ¿Y por qué QUERÍA yo ser detective? Pues simplemente para encontrar a mi padre...

Rory Branagan, 1. Rory Branagan, detective

The Great Diamond Heist (Rory Branagan (Detective), Book 7)

For fans of Maggie O'Farrell and Jojo Moyes. You have to pop out. You leave the kids. The car crashes. When you wake you are 18 and lying next to your first love. You have the chance to change your past. Would you?

The Things I'd Miss

The Den of Danger: Rory Branagan Detective 6

Meet RORY BRANAGAN – he eats bad guys for breakfast. Well, not ACTUALLY. But he IS the best detective in town. Sixth in a hilarious comedy-crime series for readers of 8+.

The Den of Danger (Rory Branagan (Detective), Book 6)

Hello. I am Rory Branagan. I am a DETECTIVE, and the time has come for me to solve the BIGGEST and most IMPORTANT mystery in my life: where is my Dad?

Für Polly ist Arthur der Ikea-Schrank unter den Männern – auf Fotos sieht er gut aus, aber wenn man ihn bittet, etwas zu halten, bricht er zusammen. Die beiden sind seit zehn Jahren verheiratet und haben drei reizende, aber nervenaufreibende Kinder. Ihre Gefühle füreinander wurden längst im Familienalltag und unter Wäschebergen erstickt, in Geschirrspülmaschinen ertränkt und in Familienkalendern totorganisiert. Als Arthur für ein Magazin über den Online-Kurs "Learn Love In A Week" schreibt, fragt er sich, ob seine Ehe noch eine Chance hat. Und wenn man die Liebe tatsächlich in einer Woche lernen kann, verliebt man sich dann auch noch einmal in den eigenen Partner?

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