Eddie Robson

Eddie Robson's Drunk on All Your Strange New Words is a locked room mystery in a near future world of politics and alien diplomacy. Lydia works as translator for the Logi cultural attaché to Earth. They work well together, even if the act of translating his thoughts into English makes her somewhat wobbly on her feet. She’s not the agency’s best translator, but what else is she going to do? She has no qualifications, and no discernible talent in any other field. So when tragedy strikes, and Lydia finds herself at the center of an intergalactic incident, her future employment prospects look dire—that is, if she can keep herself out of jail! But Lydia soon discovers that help can appear from the most unexpected source...

Drunk on All Your Strange New Words

Eddie Robson's Drunk on All Your Strange New Words is a locked room mystery in a near future world of politics and alien diplomacy. Lydia works as translator for the Logi cultural attaché to Earth. They work well together, even if the act of translating his thoughts into English makes her somewhat wobbly on her feet. She’s not the agency’s best translator, but what else is she going to do? She has no qualifications, and no discernible talent in any other field. So when tragedy strikes, and Lydia finds herself at the center of an intergalactic incident, her future employment prospects look dire—that is, if she can keep herself out of jail! But Lydia soon discovers that help can appear from the most unexpected source... At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Hearts of Oak is a delightful science fiction adventure from Eddie Robson, the creator of the acclaimed Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully. The buildings grow. And the city expands. And the people of the land are starting to behave abnormally. Or perhaps they’ve always behaved that way, and it’s normality that’s at fault. And the king of the land confers with his best friend, who happens to be his closest advisor, who also happens to be a talking cat. But that’s all perfectly natural and not at all weird. Iona, close to retirement, finds that the world she has always known is nothing like she always believed it to be. There dark forces . . . not dark. There are uncanny forces . . . no, not uncanny. There are forces, anyway, mostly slightly odd ones, and they appear to be acting in mysterious ways. It’s about town planning, it’s about cats and it’s about the nature of reality.

Hearts of Oak

The TARDIS lands on Phobos, moon of Mars - where extreme sports nuts of the future indulge their passion for gravity-boarding and wormhole-jumping. But there's something lurking in the shadows, something infinitely old and infinitely dangerous. It's not for nothing that 'Phobos' is the ancient word for 'fear'...

Phobos

The Condemned

Car Crash

Jim Smith

Mark Clapham

An Unofficial and Unauthorised Guide to Doctor Who

Who's Next

The small Buckinghamshire village of Cresdon Green is still suffering under the yoke of alien invasion. Well, we say 'suffering', quite a lot of the villagers don't seem bothered. But with this being a pilot scheme for a full-scale invasion of Earth, Katrina Lyons feels they ought to knock it on the head while they've got the chance, and then she can finally move out of her Mum and Dad's house and go back to her old life in London. But her entire resistance movement still consists of herself and local teenage stoner Lucy Alexander. In the process of trying to outwit the alien commander Uljabaan, Katrina and Lucy are drawn into a sinister gardening project, must face a fate worse than death and prevent the invasion force's Computer falling in love with a virus. Can they get this minor part of the Genon military strategy cancelled? Is the Earth doomed if they can't? Or will the whole situation just sort of drag on and on? The complete second series of the BBC Radio 4 sitcom about an alien invasion of a small village.

Welcome To Our Village, Please Invade Carefully - Series 2

Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully

London, 2015. The Doctor's looking for a lost space probe. Lucie Miller's feeling just plain lost, on a world she no longer quite belongs to. Perhaps there's someone who can help. A chance encounter with an old sparring partner leads Lucie to the Eightfold Truth, a bunch of crystal-bearing cranks who reckon a rebel sun is on its way to purge the Earth. As if!

Eight Truths

Andy Diggle

Andy Kuhn

"Originally published as Doctor Who Volume 3 issues #9-12 and Doctor Who special 2012"--Indicia.

Sky Jacks!

Nicola L. Robinson

After discovering the double identity of the wealthy Transylvanian nobleman, Count Dracula, a small group of people vow to rid the world of the evil vampire.

Bram Stoker's Dracula

The missing TARDIS has been found! But now the TARDIS has vanished, leaving him and his companion stranded in a strange dimension with seemingly infinite skies! How do they plan to escape this steampunk world? By using a World War II-era atomic bomb, of course!

Doctor Who: The Eleventh Doctor Archives #32

Big Finish Productions Ltd

Sheridan Smith

Paul McGann

The Doctor and Lucie visit nineteenth-century Sweden and become embroiled in an attempt to steal the infamous Black Diamond.

Grand Theft Cosmos

The TARDIS has recently been on the fritz, but now it has gone completely out of control. And the Doctor is nowhere to be found! Meanwhile, white holes have been forming throughout time and space, sucking in everything around them. What does the Hypothetical Gentleman have to do with it all? Find out in the four-part story 'Sky Jacks'!

Sky Jacks #1

Doctor Who: The Eleventh Doctor Archives #31

Things just got serious! Fortnite-obsessed Tyler is going for gold in the local Fortnite tournament. But he's got a lot of real life drama to deal with - best friend breakups, girl trouble and terrible teachers. Plus there's a weird new online squad to deal with... they can't really be his and his friend's parents, can they? Readers will learn all-new Fortnite tips, tricks and secrets along with Tyler, while reading about his hilarious adventures in the game and at school. Original illustrations and easy-to-read text make this the ideal book for Fortnite-obsessed reluctant readers and fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Tom Gates.

Secrets of a Fortnite Fan 3: Llama Drama

Penelope T. J. Rance

Hollywood showed its dark side in the 1940s and 50s with a wave of highly stylized movies featuring sinister plots, shady characters, sexual tension, chaos and confusion. These films have fascinated critics, students, moviegoers, and moviemakers ever since. Classics including THE MALTESE FALCON, THE BIG SLEEP, and THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE are analysed, with iconic actors, such as Robert Mitchum and legendary directors including Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick and Orson Welles profiled.

Film Noir

Meet Tyler Meeks - he’s officially bored with being left out of the Fortnite craze. Now he’s on a mission to become the world’s best Fortnite player... or at least the best player in class This independent and unofficial chapter book combines an accessible Fortnite play guide with the laugh-out-loud story of Tyler’s quest for gaming glory. Readers will learn all the tips, tricks and secrets just as Tyler does, letting them progress from being a noob to a total Fortnite master. Tons of original illustration and snappy, easy-to-read text make this the ideal book for game-obsessed reluctant readers. Fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid,Tom Gates, and Captain Underpants will love this book... and anyone who’s into Fortnite will laugh all the way to Victory Royale.

The fact-packed, fun-filled unofficial Fortnite adventure!

Secrets of a Fortnite Fan (Independent & Unofficial)

No summer can ever quite be as glorious as the ones you remember from when you were young, when a sunny afternoon seemed to last forever and all there was to do was ride your bike, eat ice-lollies and play with Lego. Tom Braudy is enjoying just such an afternoon when the TARDIS lands in his Nan's living room and interrupts her in the middle of the snooker.

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