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Bonked heads. Rough carpet. Burned dinner. Awkward silence. Bitten lips. Startling length. Spilled wax. Pinched fingers. Shattered wineglass. Closet quickie. Flat souffle. Broken bedframe. Shower sex. Overzealous spanking. Embarrassing ex. Lost wallet. Terrible taste. Sore shoulders. Noxious odor. Absent date. Unbelievable girth. Kitchen canoodling. New toy. Stained sheets. Backward compliment. Stifling pillow. Locked handcuffs. Aching ass. Missing keys. Torn seams. Wrenched back. Angry cat. Overeager pass. Uncooperative zipper. Something always goes wrong in real life. Fortunately, love blunts the edges so that romance trumps adversity. Stories included: "Midnight Caller "by Anna Birmingham "Snapshots "Rena Butler "Basil's Luck" by Henrietta Clarke "Boys, Toys, and Carpet Fitters" by Taylin Clavelli "Outbursts" by Bell Ellis "Tyler Wang Has a Ball" by Kim Fielding "Boy Next Door" by Ellee Hill "Gremlins in the Works" by Kiernan Kelly "Good Food Gone Bad" by Venona Keyes "Attack of the Hedgehogs" by Kate Pavelle "It's Not What You Think" by Teegan Loy "Slippery When Wet" by K. Lynn "Desperate Measures" by E.T. Malinowski "Gordon's Cat" by Aundrea Singer "Photo Finish" by AC Valentine