All My Friends Are Dead
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All My Friends Are Dead

Avery Monsen2010
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), _All My Friends Are Dead_ presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
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Sarah Sammis@pussreboots
4 stars
Apr 4, 2024

All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen and Jory John has been making the rounds at our local BookCrossing group. It looks like a children's book but it's aimed at adults. The book starts with a dinosaur lamenting that all his friends are dead. It goes from there. There are things like a milk jug saying that all his friends are expired. Along with the silly observations on life and death are illustrations reminiscent of Mo Willem's easy chapter books. Although designed for adults, it does appeal to children. Both of mine have read it and laughed at it.

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Ester Waclavova@esterka
4 stars
Oct 8, 2023

A not so children’s kids book.

I loved it, funny short.

+6
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Arturo Hernández@artthh
4 stars
Jan 3, 2023

A quite short but insightful book related to death and its impact on... Everything really.

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Sophie@sophdanvers
4 stars
Oct 30, 2022

cute but lowkey existential crisis inducing

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Jk Jensen@jkj
5 stars
Aug 14, 2022

Absolutely inspired. This is a children's book that captures the whimsy and creative thinking of childhood while being profound and hilarious.

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june@aledfrances
3 stars
Aug 14, 2022

this appeared in my yt recommendations, didn't expect that

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Callie Anna@callieanna
4 stars
Aug 12, 2022

So cute and darkly funny!

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Sabetha Danes@aconitecafe
5 stars
Mar 27, 2022

I love this book, makes me smile every time I read it. Life isn't that bad, all your friends could be dead.

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Valentina dossi@valedsf
3 stars
Mar 6, 2022

cute but meh

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Grace O'Callaghan@graceinneverland
2 stars
Jan 4, 2022

Please tell me no one actually bought this book. It takes five minutes to read and all the jokes have the same punchline for the most part. I just don’t think it’s the kind of thing that needed to be sold. It’s five minutes of a few chuckles (if it’s your kind of humour) and then you forget about it and move on with your life. This is the kind of thing you see in passing on the Internet somewhere. Even though it’s a children’s book I still think it’s very dumb and simple. I think it’s kind of insulting on childrens’ intelligence and is something that isn’t memorable in the slightest. The art style is pretty basic which does go with the ‘humour’ as it’s all very simple ‘humour’. Nothing spectacular about it. The ending paragraph is why I gave it 2 stars instead of one, but even that’s being generous. Basically, I just can’t see why people would pay for this when it’s the most basic level of humour that doesn’t last longer than a few minutes. There are far better children’s books out there that are actually funny and educational, but also don’t bore adults.

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Dani@erudani
5 stars
Sep 7, 2021

Hilarious XD

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ARCHIVE.@inpastense
3 stars
Jun 27, 2023
+2
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Matija@matijao
4 stars
May 29, 2023
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Marié @mochibook_03
3 stars
Feb 26, 2023
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Patrick Book@patrickb
5 stars
Jul 5, 2024
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tori 👻@persefonitas
3 stars
Jun 15, 2024
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Monicap@insult_the_glory
3 stars
Apr 29, 2024
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Colton Ray@coltonmray
3 stars
Apr 16, 2024
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Deepika Ramesh@theboookdog
5 stars
Jan 25, 2024
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Kritika Narula@kitkatreads
4 stars
Jan 13, 2024
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noy :>@fru___itss
4 stars
Jan 10, 2024
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Ebaa@ebaa101
5 stars
Jan 3, 2024
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Jo A@thecupofjo
4 stars
Jan 1, 2024
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M. Marques@shvvffle
4 stars
Dec 18, 2023

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