Hell Is a Gas Station in Bluewater Bay

Welcome to the Base Security System Program Office - the BS SPO. Your assignment: recruit a non-human life form to guard Air Force bases. Your chief engineer is on parole for arson, your program manager is a lieutenant who just wants a woman, your boss is focused on his retirement, and your contractor thinks the whole thing is a game. Your new secretary - who doesn't have a security clearance - knows more about this secret program than you do, and her husband wrote a book exposing it. By the way, the Army's competitor to your system is already rolling around your base. You're way behind the schedule the General has set; can you catch up? Isn't that why they call you "Slick?"