The Unhoneymooners
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The Unhoneymooners

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Salma shafik hassan@salma6
2.5 stars
Apr 25, 2025

It was just a flat book for me. Nothing special. I listened to it as an audiobook and the experience was funny actually. Sometimes I laughed I'll give it credit for that, but I didn't connect with the characters at all. And didn't feel their dynamic. And Ethan got on my nerves. I didn't like him that much. He wasn't the book-boyfriend material at all. I didn't feel he did anything for Olive. On the contrary, he didn't believe her when she said those things abt his brother and broke up w her, and even when he knew he screwed up, he didn't grovel at all and Olive forgave him so quickly. So no, not my fav, but the banter was funny and I laughed at the end at how things got chaotic.

but Ig I'll still try smth else by this author

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Chloe Yeargan@chloegrace
3 stars
Apr 14, 2025

I hated how everyone saw Olive as a pessimist and always “seeing the worst in everyone” when clearly she had a gut feeling about Dane. Anyways, I did enjoy this book! I loved reading Olive and Ethan’s story!

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Annabella@onmyown
3.5 stars
Apr 10, 2025

Maybe somebody still can write romcoms

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Amy@mwah_xd
4 stars
Feb 9, 2025

It was amazing. Very sweet but also intense and a lot of great plot twists. Would read again.

+5
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Vanessa@vanessasophie
2.5 stars
Dec 13, 2024

I liked it. It’s an easy read, but nothing special

+4
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A@amarit_u
3 stars
Nov 1, 2024

This was my second read of this book. Super easy to read. Mmc could use some depth.

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nc@niecie
4.5 stars
Sep 5, 2024

good book… i get the hype

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Bushra Yenice@theboosh01
4 stars
Aug 27, 2024

Short, simple, and sweet.

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big ab@snapitsabbey
2 stars
Aug 4, 2024

jesus h christ. the entire book is everyone gaslighting this girl, calling her “moody” and “pessimistic” for (validly) not kissing the ground her brother in law walks on?? im genuinely .. lost. like her reasons make sense and anyone with critical thinking skills would also agree with me?? what the hell was the subplot about her career and corporate world??? spoiler alert: no one loves their job. the dream is to find a job they can do and that they tolerate that will pay for a life they want to live. this was bad. like really bad.

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Brittany Peterson@lardib
4 stars
Jul 30, 2024

Enemies to lovers is always chefs kiss and Christina Lauren does it so well!!!

This book had me laughing, crying and so happy


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Kass@kass_sheehan24
3 stars
Jul 28, 2024

It was cute enough and I’m not upset that I read it haha. Ethan does end up being a dick, and I found it frustrating the way he treated Olive. At the same time tho if I was in his position maybe I would also want to trust my brother first? Anytime they fought though I found him to be really unreasonable. Which kind of ruins the second book because they get married 😂

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migs@migs
3.5 stars
Jul 26, 2024

They had good banter, like it really was a nice enemies to lovers included things like miscommunication etc. However, I personally think the book for really agitating in later chapters especially after the honeymoon because jesus fucking Christ. I'm sorry but Ethan was totally unhinged and was a total ass to Olive and I don't think his reaction should be normalized like it is at all, yeah he apologised but it still feels so iffy like I get he's your brother but the things he AND ami said to olive when she went to them, hurt about something is insane. Olive deserves better, but at least they got a good ending at the end.

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ploral@ploral
4 stars
Jul 1, 2024

This was such a fun cute book. I didn't think I'd like it as much as I ended up liking it. I totally want to go re-read it again right now. It's just so fun.

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Liyah 🤎@aallen1019
3 stars
Jun 17, 2024

As far as these types of books go pretty par for the course but I would say a little below average. It's simple and digestible. The banter between Ethan and Olive was cute. I felt like the book was better at portraying how in love Ethan was than it was with Olive even though everything but the epilogue is in her POV. A few things that annoyed me and took this book from possibly four stars to 3: 1)it is weird for an identical twin to date the brother of her twin sister's husband. period. 2) Olive and the book are a tinge fatphobic. She talks about her weight a lot and she is pretty ashamed. While I could excuse this as a part of her character since characters need flaws the book really subtly doubles down on the fatphobia by causing Olive to lose weight as soon as her life starts improving a pretty common narrative fatphobic hack. Not my fave. 3) what are the chances you see 2 people you know in a random resort in Hawaii. 4) she really didn't need to lie to her boss. yes in the moment it made sense but she could've just followed up and explained the situation at dinner without just tricking him. It what world does it make sense to tell your boss you're married when you're not. there was no exit strategy. I feel like the avg person wold understand not letting a trip go to waste but lying about being married is weird. 5) while lying about being married is weird being fired for it is even weirder. Also he specifically notes that she signed a morality clause BUT in the book she signs the paper work after the trip technically she wasn't even hired yet or at least contractual liable until after she returned. I think she could've sued him lol or at least negotiated being able to stay based off of that. 6) i don't like that Ethan and Amy use Olive's supposed negative outlook to dismiss her accusations. She may be negative but she doesn't need to lie. The least either of them could've done is take it seriously and not gaslight her. Ethan stepped wayyyy out of line saying she was just jealous of her sister and honestly didn't grovel enough for that IMO. Overall pretty cute. Good audiobook listen. Def not my fave romance tho.

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Ilham@xaaam_o
3 stars
Jun 8, 2024

3,5⭐️

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Bria@ladspter
4 stars
May 31, 2024

this was cute!

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Syrina@syrinaina
2.5 stars
May 31, 2024

Nothing special but still cute

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Delayna Morrow@delayna_julia
5 stars
May 31, 2024

I don’t usually give 5 stars to books in this genre. The reason being is because they are more of a fast read for me and don’t provoke any deep emotions while reading. But this book.. was a roller coaster of emotions. I laughed, cried, giggled like a school girl, etc. It was the perfect pace and I absolutely fell in love with the characters. It felt like I was watching a romantic comedy movie while reading; it was just so perfect. I honestly hope that this book is made into a movie someday. It deserves the recognition and for more people to be engulfed in the story that is The Unhoneymooners.

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Megan Murray @owleyes1031
3 stars
May 17, 2024

Maybe 3.5 stars? Still undecided, I think because I just finished The Paradise Problem recently and this feels sort of similar but with less chemistry.


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I can get behind the initial mix up that led Olive to believe Ethan hated her, but I feel like throughout the book he does odd things that feel out of character for him? For example, almost gloating to his ex but not paying attention to Olive at lunch and then having no idea why she's upset. He's smart and aware enough to not even create that situation in the first place. His blinders for his imbecile brother's repeated garbage behavior are also frustrating, because again, he's smart enough to realize what was really going on, and that Olive was right. I didn't love that he immediately jumped to her being outright wrong without even looking into it.


I did enjoy most of the book, but parts of it felt incredibly odd to me.

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anna@annagc
5 stars
May 5, 2024

Honestly this was such a fun read. Give me enemies to lovers (with a bit of fake dating) any day of the week, I'll eat that s**t up. The banter and the pop-culture references here and there were great. So was the character devolpment, especially Olive's. I seem to only be reading romance novels this year lol and I mean there is no shame in that AT ALL but yeah, I just don't have the mental capacity for anything else atm.

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Maria@nocturnes
2 stars
Apr 2, 2024

2.75 - i liked olive and i enjoyed her’s and ethan’s banter they were cute and i’m a sucker for the fake dating trope - but i was very frustrated with how thick and clueless ethan was at times (i mean i do understand his position but still, it was a bit tiring to see him going in circles like that) - i kinda wish the final conflict and the ending overall before the epilogue would’ve stretched for a bit longer, it felt a bit rushed to me, and despite all that went down kind of anticlimactic, although i am to some extent satisfied with how everything came together - i loved the torres family so much honestly i wanted more of them - also how cute is this cover!!

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aleksandra@aleksandrareading
1 star
Apr 2, 2024

1/5 *sound of handcuffs* The person who hyped this, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You are arrested for lying to innocent people.

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Razen Ouled Khlaf@razenx
2.5 stars
Mar 27, 2024

This book was disappointing from the very first chapter, but I had to read it anyways.

The characters were bland, the plot wasn’t that good and I felt like the only thing that made the main characters like each other was sex. And ugh, don’t let me start on that stupid apology. Ethan and Ami both said some very mean things to Olive and I felt like the writer totally acted like it wasn’t a big deal and that a simple “sorry” would fix everything.

The only good thing I can say about this book is that it’s easy to read and would probably be more enjoyable if you’re on vacation yourself.


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Isabella @iscbella
4 stars
Mar 13, 2024

I loved it so much!! The pacing of the story, the banters, the story, the characters were (almost) perfect. It's such a cute light and fun read. The chemistry Olive and Ethan has was one of the best I have read in a while. It didn't feel forced at all; it felt so fresh and it's so fun to read. It's probably going to be one of my comfort books because it made me feel SOO happy and giddy, but at the same time, it made me so upset and sad. I hated the last chapter, but I love the epilogue, ITS SO CUTE.

Highlights

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Morgan Denlinger@mdenlinger

“I don’t want to get your hopes up or anything, but I look really great in this bikini. There’s no revenge like being with someone new who has a great rack.”

“What an empowering, feminist statement.”

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Luna@lunascr

He doesn't break eye contact. Not even for a breath. “It's so exhausting pretending to hate you.“

Page 219
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Luna@lunascr

„Are you usually better at making conversation than you are with me?“

Page 145
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Marie@mariecze

"Yeah, they're twins."

Billy let's out an impressed "Dude," but Sophie is clearly less excited by the potential for homemade pornos.

Page 141

That made me giggle

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Marie@mariecze

"Ethan," he supplies, and his dazzling smile punches me right in the vagina. "Ethan Thomas."

Page 105

I have questions

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~ c@sweetpea

"I can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy."

Page 135
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~ c@sweetpea

That's the whole point of luck, isn't it?" he says through gritted teeth. "You have to trust that it's not fleeting."

Page 60
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Ariella@ariella

“Ethan Thomas is doing something weird to my emotions.”

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Ariella@ariella

“It's so exhausting pretending to hate you.”

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Ariella@ariella

“An eight-hour flight, and there’s no movie,” I say to myself, glaring at the screenless seat back in front of me. “Maybe they’re hoping your life flashing in front of your eyes will be distraction enough.”

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Ariella@ariella

“I can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy.”

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Eslie@eslie

“That really is a terrible color,” I say.

He laughs, giddy. “I know.”

“Like, it says a lot that even someone as cute as you can’t pull it off.”

I watch his smile turn into something heated and seductive. “You think I’m cute?”

“In a gross way.”

Omw I love this banter between them and their dynamic. I am absolutely in love with them

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lily@lilyrispinbrown

I"Don't threaten me with a good time,"

taylor?

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Gabrielle Fogarty @gabbfo

And I'm sure it made it worse that I stayed. Nothing is harder in a relationship than not respecting the person you're with.

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Miglė@miglegrig

It's the strangest feeling to be proud simply because I'm taking care of me and mine. Is this what it's like to grow up?

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Dip@serendiptii

This isn't how new relationships are supposed to be: they are supposed to be stressful, and exhausting, and uncertain.

honey, you haven’t been in the RIGHT one 😭😭😭

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Dip@serendiptii

I give friendly one last try: "Why don't we do something fun today?" Ethan looks at me like I've just suggested we go on a murder spree. Together?"

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Veronica Palmieri@veronicapalm

"Do you miss him?”she asks. “Yes.” There's no purpose in lying. "A lot. But I opened my heart to him, and he pinched it. I‘m not sure if I'm the kind of person who can open back up again.“ “I think you are.” “But if I’m not,” I say, “then I think that means I’m smart,right?”

Page 371
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maddy@books_with_missy

I like my body. I’m never going to let someone make me feel about it or about cheese curds.

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Sarah@smax1014

"You think I’m cute?" "In a gross way.”

Page 377

Don’t mind me. Just over here dying of cuteness

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Sarah@smax1014

Natalia’s [job] is to keep her wineglass full

Page 366

We all need a Natalia. God I love this book

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Sarah@smax1014

"Excuse me, Dane, Ami says sweetly, "Im in the middle of introducing myself to one of your girlfriends."

Page 359

WHAT A POWER MOVE I LOVE HER

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Sarah@smax1014

“Oh. Hey, Olive. Oh. Hey, Olive." I dont bother turning around. "Go to hell, Dane." Ami chokes on her wine

Page 358

Oh hell yeah Olive

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Maria@bymarilou

„Her freckles were the first thing I noticed about her. Ami has a few, but Olive has twelve, scattered just across the bridge of her nose and over her cheeks.”

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