Erotic Humor Volume One
Eight sexy hot, funny stories by four authors that will make you smile as you squirm. Over 80000 words What is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES: BANANAZ by Dee Dawning Joel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing? Bananaz, is a fast clever read, combining the sexy aspects of erotica with humor. Bananaz is as whimsical and zany as it's name implies, yet, oh, so sexy LAST THING I DO by Dee Dawning Sally and her brother Hermie are strange people. Every weekend they venture forth from Piggott Arkansas to small towns in one of the three adjacent states. When they arrive, they rent a motel room from which they fan out to the local saloons. The purpose? So Sally, a gorgeous blonde haired, blue eyed Barbie Doll type can pick up men and have sex for money while Hermie watches-and that ain't the strange part MISTAKEN IDENTITY by Giselle Renarde When Brenda's abducted by two secret agents who are convinced she's someone else, their interrogation techniques get a little unconventional. There's a first-time lesbian encounter, shaving in a seedy motel room, a threesome in the shower... she gets everything she ever wanted, and all she wants is more! FORBIDDEN PASSION by Dee Dawning Mitheas, the king's grandson falls in love with the lavender colored Falan princess, the vivacious Adalina. Unfortunately, for them, they are inhabitants of the loveless planet Gala, a planet that has not only outlawed love, it has also banished marriage, even SEX! Can two people in love on a loveless world, change their future and the future of those that come after them? Forbidden Passion is a sexy, darling, humorous, hea story that will make you smile and leave you feeling good. MESSING AROUND by Little Dickins Tammy's mother and step father, leave her and her brother Johnny home while they attend a class reunion. After Tammy accidently on purpose walks in on Johnny at an awkward moment, one thing leads to another and another, and another and so forth LIPSTICK LESBOS by Dee Dawning Shopping for summer wardrobes, California girls, Chloe and Rachel, run into a butch store clerk who is rude to Rachel and makes a pass at Chloe. Always straight as a Kansas hi-way Chloe rejects the clerk out of hand. However, the incident seems to stir-up latent feelings deep inside her. When they get home, Chloe is determined to ask her sexy best friend how deep her feeling go for her. PINOCCHIO SYNDROME by Casea Major Wiseguy Chio Pino is assigned to protect the mob boss' daughter, but she wants more than his protection. With her cleaver-wielding father on his ass, Chio's problems are growing like his penis when he lies. Can he resist her advances, or will he lose his man part and his heart? PLAYTIME WITH SERA by Dee Dawning Sera's husband Marc runs into his roommate and best friend from college, who happens to be Sera's ex-husband. Sparks fly in more ways than one and soon Marc is having to make decisions a husband should never have to make. Is this a case of fuzzy math where one plus one equals three? Check out this sexy story with a touch of humor.