Gerry Duggan

Deadpool: World's Greatest Vol. 1: Millionaire With A Mouth

Dimitris Papastergiou

First things first. I love Deadpool.

Deadpool is the only character who I kept reading and read everything there is again and again since the day I found out about him back in the 90s. 
Hmm maybe add Wolverine to that too. Also, Batman. Oh well. But yeah, you get my point. Deadpool is the SHIT.

But now... Seriously, what the HELL was THAT?

Seriously. Is this a FORMULA Marvel is having in mind? Like, the more popular a character gets the SHITTIER the stories of him in the comics will be? ARE YOU FOR REAL PEOPLE?

This was absolutely mediocre at BEST. And that's coming from the guy who was willing to forgive Daniel Way for the 3 voices thing and for making Deadpool being a stupid cartoon most of the times and sounding like he's just plain DUMB and nothing else.

Hey HEY. No-one says he's a genius.. but. Still.

Anyway, and now, the movie is out. New Series is out! YAY

Actually-- NAYYYY.. Long story short. Deadpool is famous (what the fuck? Really?) And he's got lots of money and he's hiring a BUNCH OF FUCKING UNINTERESTING D-LISTERS to make a team to save people and stuff. Ugh. FINE. I'll run with it. OK. SURE. And they have THEM wearing Deadpool's suit. Major facepalm. And then they became the Rainbow gang with different colours. UGH.

And then something INTERESTING happens-- SOMEONE is OUT to get Deadpool targeting his friends and shit. That kinda lift things up. Yeap. I'll admit it was nice.. until I found out who he was *facepalm* and it wasn't at all interesting or funny.. OH WAIT--

 the "FUNNY" stuff in this volume are non-existent. Ok, no. I'm being mean. There were a couple of fun moments. 5 Issues for 3-or-4-silent-under-the-breath-haha's. THUMBS UP TO THAT!

You'll laugh much more watching Stephen King's KUJO than that shit right here. No. You'll laugh MUCH MORE watching people commit mass suicide. NO. You'll laugh MUCH MORE watching babies cry...yeah. Exactly. That's how "fun" it was.

It was a pile of confusing no reason to be happening no logic piece of garbage and waste of time. Made me feel like reading Deadpool's Secret Secret Wars. Oh, happy flashbacks to misery and cringing.

THIS IS NOT DEADPOOL.

TO ALL OF YOU NEW READERS. FUCK THAT SHIT. THIS ISN'T DEADPOOL. Do NOT read this if you wanna try Deadpool for the first time. 

You know what's Deadpool? On the new ongoing Spider-Man/Deadpool series by Joe Kelly. Thank the New and the Old Gods for that one.

Mercs For Money series also SUCK too thus far.

ALSO I saved the best for the end... The End. Yes. The end of this volume has absolutely NO feeling for closure. The reader gets a NO END.. it actually ends with "The End.. for now" with no pay-off whatsoever. It was like reading fucking Shazam from the 70s. Are you FOR REAL? 

And to add insult to the injury, Duggan is probably gonna break up Shiklah and Deadpool, for SOME reason which we get no explanation they hate on each other or some shit, cuz Deadpool is too busy doing shit and not being with Shiklah. REALLY NOW? Do you even Deadpool bro? pfff.

If he breaks them off I'm starting a petition to change the writer. I'll fucking create 50 e-mail accounts and send emails to Marvel every damn day to change the writer. Tweet from those accounts to Marvel too. Fuckin Facebook-Tumblr-Pinterest-Message the shit outta them. That's BULLSHIT. Ah, well no I won't do all that. Too lazy for that. But I'll keep being fucking SUPER DISRESPECTFUL to all of that shit I read. You're SUPPOSED TO HAVE YOUR GRADE-A STUFF. ESPECIALLY FOR A CHARACTER BEING A HIT RIGHT NOW AND BECOMING MUCH MORE MAINSTREAM. GAH.

I had no problem with the artwork, it was really good. Maybe that's why it gets +1 star too.

Yeah. There you go. My favourite character sucks. Big Time! YAY! 

But hey, I still hope it's going to get better.

Deadpool: World's Greatest Vol. 1: Millionaire With A Mouth

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