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Good Omens The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

There is a distinct hint of Armageddon in the air. According to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (recorded, thankfully, in 1655, before she blew up her entire village and all its inhabitants, who had gathered to watch her burn), the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. So the armies of Good and Evil are amassing, the Four Bikers of the Apocalypse are revving up their mighty hogs and hitting the road, and the world's last two remaining witch-finders are getting ready to fight the good fight, armed with awkwardly antiquated instructions and stick pins. Atlantis is rising, frogs are falling, tempers are flaring. . . . Right. Everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon -- each of whom has lived among Earth's mortals for many millennia and has grown rather fond of the lifestyle -- are not particularly looking forward to the coming Rapture. If Crowley and Aziraphale are going to stop it from happening, they've got to find and kill the Antichrist (which is a shame, as he's a really nice kid). There's just one glitch: someone seems to have misplaced him. . . . First published in 1990, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's brilliantly dark and screamingly funny take on humankind's final judgment is back -- and just in time -- in a new hardcover edition (which includes an introduction by the authors, comments by each about the other, and answers to some still-burning questions about their wildly popular collaborative effort) that the devout and the damned alike will surely cherish until the end of all things.
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Katerina@katerinasbooks
4 stars
Jul 24, 2024

It turns out that I can read quickly through a Terry Pratchett book only when he co-writes with Neil Gaiman. “Good Omens” has the best of both worlds - Pratchett’s incredible skill for character development and Gaiman’s calm style of writing. It has Pratchett’s absurdism just to the point where you don’t get enough of it. The story was captivating, full of wit and laughter. Oh, boy, so much laughter. I loved it.

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Patrick Book@patrickb
4 stars
Jul 5, 2024

WHAT DELICIOUS FUN!

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Ryan Mateyk@the_rybrary
5 stars
Jul 4, 2024

"His knowledge of country lore was a little hazy, but he felt fairly sure that if the cows lay down, it meant rain. If they were standing it would probably be fine. These cows were taking it in turns to execute slow and solemn somersaults, and he wondered what it presaged for the weather." Good Omens tells the story of the Apocalypse and features a huge cast of characters, including the Four Horsemen.. er, Bikers of the Apocalypse, a gang of youngsters led by the Antichrist, a witch, some witch-hunters and a demon and an angel who have grown quite used to their cushy lives on Earth. It was easily one of the funniest works of fiction I’d ever read in my life. The writing was quite erratic, with scenes often cutting to descriptions of new characters or scenes that would never be described again, but it was all in the name of a good joke. And there were many, many of those found in this little book. Plenty of them found in the footnotes (yes, this book has jokes in fictitious footnotes). I highly recommend if you’re looking for a funny read. It was a zany religious satire with plenty of laughs, but it also managed to spin a nice (heartwarming?) update on the classic story of the battle of good and evil.

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Jas 🐸@jasminekloe
2 stars
May 29, 2024

Need someone British to explain a lot of the jokes to me…

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Itzel@itzea
3 stars
May 8, 2024

As of today I still don't know where I stand with this book. I liked the characters (All of them, I should say), the plot was interesting, the writing was witty... but somehow, the book as a whole didn't click with me, I felt much more connected while reading Gaiman's American Gods. Oh, yes, sure, I liked it, and Aziraphale, Crowley, Adam, Pepper, Anathema, Newt, and even Death joined my list of Characters I really, really Like, but still, I feel like I could have liked it more. In some parts, the style greatly reminded me of Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and that made me smile. It's a good reading, and when you read it, you'll probably end up caring a lot about the characters, and probably you'll also laugh a lot. It's good, even if it failed to utterly amaze me.

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nen@petitfleurdumal
5 stars
May 5, 2024

wow!!!

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Hanna Rybchynska@hannarbc
4 stars
May 3, 2024

Teoricamente, este livro é um dos melhores livros de humor de sempre, por ser escrito de uma forma super inteligente! No entanto, eu devo ser um pouco burrinha porque não percebi totalmente "a piada", ou então percebi, mas não achei que fosse "hilariante". É um livro de humor? - Sim, tem uma certa piada. É um livro interessante? - Quem gosta de histórias sobre anjos e demónios, o filho de Lúcifer, os Cavalheiros de Apocalipse - SEM DÚVIDA que vai adorar. Só que em vez de ser uma história sobre o fim do Mundo mórbida e escura, foi feita com piada e com algum suspance. O livro é basicamente sobre o Fim dos Tempos - o Apocalipse chegou com o nascimento do Anticristo! O anjo Aziraphale e o demónio Crowley não gostaram nada desta ideia, pois o Apocalipse implica o desparecimento dos humanos e eles, ao viverem muito tempo na Terra começeram até gostar de humanos e acham que a vida sem eles vai ser muito má. Amigos de longa data na Terra, o anjo e o demónio decidem que deviam tomar conta da criança, afirmando que "nenhuma criança nasce logo má ou logo boa, é um processo de influência". Isso seria uma ótima forma de criar um rapazinho certinho, mas há um grande senão - o rapaz que eles achavam que era o filho do Lúcifer foi trocado a nascença e eles têm andado a influênciar o rapazinho errado o tempo todo. Apesar de parecer que dei spoiler, na realidade a história é muito mais que isso! Por isso, quem gosta de algo diferente para ler, este livro devia estar no topo da lista.

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Monicap@insult_the_glory
4 stars
Apr 29, 2024

Very fun, 70's British fantasy. Maybe a full review to come? We'll see.

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Leslie Huffington @obliviland
5 stars
Apr 6, 2024

Absolutely lovely ❤️❤️❤️

+2
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Sarah Sammis@pussreboots
5 stars
Apr 4, 2024

Agnes Nutter probably prophesied this but it's still worth celebrating; Good Omens is my 365th review for the year! Good Omens is the brilliant novel collaboration between Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett with a guest appearance by Death. See, it's the coming apocalypse and Death is one of the Four Horsemen except that Pestilence has quit in a huff and Pollution is filling in for him. At the center of the world's destruction is the 12 year old Antichrist. He should be living in the United States but he's apparently not. Can the forces of good and evil find him and set things right before they go completely pear shaped? Good Omens is an enjoyable book with humor similar to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. Gaiman and Pratchett play off of each other well although the pacing of the ending does stutter a bit. I'll forgive the book the last thirty pages since I enjoyed the rest of it so much.

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Vicky Nuñez @vicky21
5 stars
Mar 25, 2024

This was just a joy to read. I can't believe this book took me this long to read, but it was just a delight.

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C. D’Orsay @ankhanu
4 stars
Jan 28, 2024

Humourous, irreverent and clever... That pretty much sums the book up. It's not often that I laugh out loud when reading, but this book coaxed a few.

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Deepika Ramesh@theboookdog
4 stars
Jan 25, 2024

'Good Omens' makes me remember why I love Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and PG Wodehouse. This book is charming, funny, and moves my heart every now and then. :) And, the book tells me that some angels are angels, and some devils are angels.

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riv@nighthawks
5 stars
Jan 21, 2024

4.5 stars rounded up! my only criticism is that i didn't get to see enough of the characters i cared about the most. i wish the book focused more on crowley and aziraphale but i enjoyed it nonetheless!!!

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Jensyn Ronca@jensynronca
3 stars
Jan 14, 2024

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

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anita@bayonetta
3 stars
Jan 8, 2024

3.5 me hubiera gustado más si no se hablaba tanto de personajes que no me importaban :*

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yaya@dpsociety
3 stars
Jan 7, 2024

where is the aziracrow kiss?

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sammy@crowley
5 stars
Jan 7, 2024

favourite book & show of all time!!!!!!! i've read this and listened to the audiobook more times than i can count and i often forget how accurate & well done the tv show adaptation actually is until i read or hear the Actual book chapters. it's freaking perfect

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garnet@garnettbs
4 stars
Jan 2, 2024

hilarious. never knew what was going to happen next but i was just happy to be involved. crowley supremacy

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Lionel@hamcpa
5 stars
Dec 25, 2023

Hilarious. Absurd. Relatable.

+3
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Laura Mauler@blueskygreenstrees
5 stars
Dec 25, 2023

Perfect book for waiting out a super typhoon, especially if there is a beer vending machine three floors below you.

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Eli Alvah Huckabee@elijah
4 stars
Dec 12, 2023

Neil Gaiman + Terry Pratchett reads like of Kurt Vonnegut was slightly younger and more frivolous. I think if I was handed a page from this book I could tell you if it was Gaiman or Pratchett simply based on the number of references and footnotes.

I’m still looking for my Anathema :(

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(Bre)anne✨@breanne
5 stars
Sep 23, 2023

TW to be added later


Folks, there’s a reason why this book is a cult classic. It’s so nice to read this after reading books by both Terry and Neil, and realizing how much of this book is a beautiful combination of both of their styles (with probably more Pratchett thrown in, as I know Neil was a fan — but both wrote whimsically, as we know!). If you’ve watched the show, you need to read this book. I loved the touches of Death being similar to the Death of Discworld (especially considering that Neil once said Death was his favorite character, hence Terry writing Mort). Anyway, a must, must, must read for anyone.

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Lara Engle@bzzlarabzz
4 stars
Aug 23, 2023

So, what would happen if those responsible for the apocalypse didn't want it to happen? Angel, demon, and antichrist all more interested in humanity than divinity? That's what we discover in Good Omens. Plus, it's funny. Side note: I think the TV show Supernatural owes an awful lot to this book. I'd be shocked to hear the people in charge of it had never read this.

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Salomé Gleusteen @scoobydoebiedoo

“You see, evil always encompasses its downfall even at its moments of apparent triumph. No matter how grandiose, how well-planned, how apparently foolproof an evil plan, the inherent sinfulness will by definition rebound upon its instigators. No matter how apparently successful it may seem upon the way, at the end it will wreck itself. It will founder upon the rocks of iniquity and sink headfirst to vanish without trace into negative, and therefore the seas of oblivion. Crowley considered this. Nah, he said, at last.”

Love this

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𖠋@skeleteo

They watched the rain for a while.

“Funny thing is,” said Crawly, “I keep wondering whether the apple thing wasn’t the right thing to do, as well. A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.” He nudged the angel. “Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?”

“Not really,” said Aziraphale.

Crawly looked at the rain.

“No,” he said, sobering up. “I suppose not.”

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megumi@gyum

In the background, Crowleg and Aziraphale met on top of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled.

Page 79

might have jumped off a building after reading that idk

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(Bre)anne✨@breanne

Secondly, the Earth’s a Libra.

Page 12
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(Bre)anne✨@breanne

Crowley (An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards)

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Alesha Clifford@aleshadclifford

It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers.

Page 85
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Alesha Clifford@aleshadclifford

The internal combustion engine had been a godse – a blessi – a windfall for Crowley.

Page 85
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sandra@sandramesc

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.

slay

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Jessica Geddis @jessicageddis

“If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends. And if you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot… no, imagine a sneaker, laces trailing, kicking a pebble; imagine a stick, to poke at interesting things, and throw for a dog that may or may not decide to retrieve it; imagine a tuneless whistle, pounding some luckless popular song into insensibility; imagine a figure, a half angel, half devil, all human… Slouching hopefully towards Tadfield. …for ever.”

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Pippa @filippaperri

And just when you'd think they were more malignant than ever Hell could be, they could occasionally show more grace than Heaven ever dreamed of. Often the same individual was involved. It was this free-will thing, of course.

Page 44

Crowley referring to humans – Part 2

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Pippa @filippaperri

There had been times, over the past millennium, when he'd felt like sending a message back Below saying, Look, we may as well give up right now, we might as well shut down Dis and Pandemonium and everywhere and move up here, there's nothing we can do to them that they don't do themselves and they do things we've never even thought of...

...

They've got imagination.

...

One of them had written it, hadn't he..."Hell is empty, and all the devils are here."

Page 43

Crowley referring to humans – Part 1

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Pippa @filippaperri

That's how it goes, you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you. The Great War, the Last Battle. Heaven versus Hell, three rounds, one Fall, no submission.

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Pippa @filippaperri

"You see, evil always contains the seeds of its own destruction," said the angel. "It is ultimately negative, and therefore encompasses its downfall even at its moments of apparent triumph. No matter how grandiose, how well-planned, how apparently foolproof an evil plan, the inherent sinfulness will by definition rebound upon its instigators. No matter how apparently successful it may seem upon the way, at the end it will wreck itself. It will founder upon the rocks of iniquity and sink headfirst to vanish without trace into the seas of oblivion."

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Andre@theinflatablekayak

Besoin de réessayer

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Besoin de réessayer

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Besoin de réessayer

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bug@bugspray

‘I don’t see what’s so t’riffic about creating people as people and then gettin’ upset ’cos they act like people,’ said Adam severely. ‘Anyway, if you stopped tellin’ people it’s all sorted out after they’re dead, they might try sorting it all out while they’re alive. If I was in charge, I’d try makin’ people live a lot longer, like ole Methuselah. It’d be a lot more interestin’ and they might start thinkin’ about the sort of things they’re doing to all the enviroment and ecology, because they’ll still be around in a hundred years’ time.’

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‘There's no theatres in Heaven,' said Crowley. 'And very few films.’

‘Don't you try to tempt me,’ said Aziraphale wretchedly. ‘I know you, you old serpent.’

Page 64
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bug@bugspray

The door of the building swung open and the Four stepped out. There was no more than a hint of human about three of them now — they seemed to be humanoid shapes made up of all the things they were or represented. They made Death seem positively homely. His leather greatcoat and dark-visored helmet had become a cowled robe, but these were mere details. A skeleton, even a walking one, is at least human; Death of a sort lurks inside every living creature.

Page 356
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bug@bugspray

He had even been entertaining the idea of inviting her out for a meal, but he hated the idea of some three Cromwellian witch sitting in her cottage three centuries earlier and watching him eat.

He was in the mood in which people burned witches. His life was quite complicated enough without it being manipulated across the centuries by some crazed old woman.

A thump in the grate sounded like part of the chimney stack coming down.

And then he thought: my life isn't complicated at all. I can see it as clearly as Agnes might. It stretches all the way to early retirement, a whip-round from the people in the office, a bright little neat flat somewhere, a neat little empty death. Except now I'm going to die under the ruins of a cottage during what might just possibly be the end of the world.

Page 240
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Far below, the tree burst the walls of its brushed concrete prison and rose like an express train. Jaime had never realized that trees made a sound when they grew, and no one else had realized it either, because the sound is made over hundreds of years in waves of twenty-four hours from peak to peak.

Page 237
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bug@bugspray

But there were times when you needed trees, and the shame of it, Jaime thought, was that his children were growing up thinking of trees as firewood and his grandchildren would think of trees as history.

But what could you do? Where there were trees now there were big farms, where there were small farms now there were plazas, and where there were plazas there were still plazas, and that's how it went.

Page 235
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vairë randir@vaire

It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumnphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.

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vairë randir@vaire

Funny thing is, said Crawly, I keep wondering whether the apple thing wasn't the right thing to do, well. A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing. He nudged the angel. Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?' Not really,' said Aziraphale. Crawly looked at the rain. 'No, he said, sobering up. I suppose not.