Can't Find Nobody

As she hurries out the door on Monday morning, Markie Walkowicz trips over a body. A very dead body. She calls 911 from her closet, because what sane woman would stay on the porch with a dead body and a potential murderer hanging around? To make a bad Monday worse, the cop who shows up is Detective Zac Marshall--her longtime (former) friend. He announces there's nobody...uh, no body on her porch.Over the next few days that body in its orange and green plaid suit keeps turning up--but never sticks around long enough for Zac to see it. Will he have to hang around full-time before he believes her?Markie eventually admits that having Zac hang around isn't that bad. Even if she can't find no body, maybe she has found her somebody.