How to Bang a Billionaire

I CAN`T BELIEVE THAT`S HOW IT ENDS, I DON`T HAVE TIME TO BINGE READ THE NEXT ONE AAAAAAAAAA This was so perfect and unexpected, I mean, look at the cover and title. I was honestly expecting just cheap smut and cringey writing, but damn. I guess I should've known, this being Alexis Bloody-Genius Hall. The way Arden thinks and describes his feelings and everything is so wholesome and deep and melancholic. Even with the smutty sex scenes I was always crying afterwars because I felt his hurt so deeply. I just wasn't prepared for the emotional roller coaster that is this book.

Content warnings: (view spoiler)[suicidal ideation (side character), drug use (on-page), domestic violent (side character, in the past, off-page) (hide spoiler)] I always say that I’m not particularly a fan of new adult or billionaire romance, but somehow when you combine the two I’m completely enchanted. So when I had the chance to get ARCs of the first two books in the Arden St. Ives series by Alexis Hall (of the quirky and wonderfully horrific The Affair of the Mysterious Letter), I jumped on it. “I have to tell you, I don’t do relationships.” “Oh, that’s fine.” I hooked a leg across his hip. “Let’s just have sex.” The book is told from Arden’s point of view, and he’s delightfully funny. It’s a very effective choice, as it really shows how moth-to-flame drawn he is to Caspian. Though, honestly, Arden’s the one who’s so delightfully humorous and alive, so perhaps he’s the flame. Caspian’s the epitome of the tortured broody Heathcliff, the whole emotionally repressed, ice cold billionaire dom stereotype, and he spends most of the book coming off objectively as an absolute jerk. Normally I’d be completely out because of that, but we get to see him through Arden’s eyes. Arden manages to pry open a few cracks in Caspian’s armor, and it does appear that, underneath, he’s exactly the kind of person Arden thinks he is. There is an obvious power imbalance that Arden acknowledges and then deals with in his own (very Arden) way. Arden, despite his insecurities, knows who he is and is very comfortable with himself, in contrast with Caspian, who seems to have attempted to scour himself of anything but ambition. Not, of course, that Arden is going to let him continue to do that… This is the first in a series, so it’s not a complete HEA, but it ends on a satisfactorily HFN note. Overall, while the basic storyline sounds pretty been-there-done-that, Arden’s POV is hilarious and insightful and makes this a very enjoyable read. I received this book for free from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.