How to Find a Princess Runaway Royals

Literally the only thing I liked about this book, was the smell of the paper.

Makeda has two goals in life - to help people and to not be a princess. Beznaria throws those goals off track when she comes to take Makeda to her home Ibarania as the long lost heir. What could possibly go wrong? I loved the first book in this series. One of the things I love about Alyssa Cole's writing is that it is always grounded in the real world. This may be a story about royalty but it all feels like it could be happening to your neighbor. I had high hopes for this book but it didn't meet them. The story felt disjointed. A large portion of the book was spent on their journey to Ibarania but the resolution once they arrived happened very quickly. I very much enjoyed the characters we met on the journey though. I found myself wanting to know more about them instead of our two heroines. Thank you to Avon and Netgalley for the ARC.

I tried to listen to this book when it was first released and once it got to a ridiculous (antagonist) name once again I quit. Since that character wasn't super frequently featured that wasn't a huge problem throughout the rest of the book and I did actually end up enjoying the relationship and the book.

Makeda may not know what she wants from life but she knows exactly what she doesn’t want, and that’s being a princess. The family folklore according to which her grandmother had a fling with the prince of the tiny kingdom of Ibarania was fun to entertain until it became her mother’s obsession. So when, in one day, Makeda loses both her job and her girlfriend, the last thing she needs is for a so-called investigator to try and convince her to travel to Ibarania with her to claim her title as the lost heir. This sapphic retelling of Anastasia is a Grumpy/Sunshine romance with Grumpy being a former Sunshine tired of being used as a doormat. It’s also, for a while, a fake romance, confusing both parties, as should be, with the added bonus of only one bed and a lifeboat. It’s definitely an opposites attract romance, all book long. Makeda lives in a perpetual state of anxiety, even though she probably doesn’t realise it. She wants everyone to be happy all the time because when people aren’t happy, they either laugh at her or leave her. Her whole personality is being helpful and who cares if she always puts everyone else’s dreams before her? She doesn’t have dreams anyway. Beznaria is the opposite. Not that she’s happy all the time, but she’s running too fast for stress to catch up, at least most of the time. Among her other strategies: go for what you want and never never give up. She’s at once incredibly cool and old-fashioned (the type to demand a duel to right a wrong). I’m actually impressed Makeda resisted her for so long. This was my first book by Alyssa Cole and I didn’t expect to laugh so much. Bez gets the best lines, and I’ll go against my rule of not taking sentences out of context with two quotes, one that made me laugh: “The coffee grinder apparently had more settings than Bez’s vibrator because the noise grew even louder.” The other I found surprisingly touching: “Her past relationships had made her think she would be bad at every relationship, but maybe she just hadn’t learned how to be good at them yet.” Both perfectly Bez. Despite a rushed ending, I’d recommend this book to anyone looking for a light-hearted, funny and tender romcom. I received a copy from the publisher and I am voluntarily leaving a review.

3.5 stars, really, because I enjoyed much of this: Bez, Makeda, Ora, and AK were all great; the arc about giving and taking and helping and setting boundaries was very good … I’m not at all sorry I bought it. But … it still felt flimsy. There are details at the beginning that then just get tossed at the end; and as much as I liked the twist, it felt like we barely see it through; everything just gets rushed to closure. Anyway, I’m still wholly committed to this series and what Cole is doing with it.