Don't Steal Their Noses And Other Parental Words of Wisdom

Being a husband and father of seven is a dangerous job, especially if you also happen to be a slightly confused city boy lost in the country and surrounded by children, animals, strange neighbors and stranger relatives. Discover parental words of wisdom such as why arguing with children can lead to dancing turtles, why it's hard to look cool riding a scooter, why arguing with dogs is not rational and the trouble with talking deer. In this household normal is a state of being and no one here currently resides there.