Unicorn Journal from The 1600s They Thought Unicorns Were Real Back Then! (PROLLY CUZ THEY ARE!!)

So apparently... People in 1657 had unicorns running around all over the dang place. So many, in fact, that they hunted them. Like jerks. I mean, the 1600s people were uncool a lot of the time, but this has got to be the worst thing they did. Worse than castle-toilets and their food made of guts. If all the unicorns aren't hiding out in the Amazon, as I believe them to be, then it's these guyses fault for killing them all. When I finally sell enough journals to build a time machine, I'm going back to save the unicorns SECOND THING! And if I meet one named Goldie Goldenmane Goldhorn, I'm gonna bring that one back with me. I'll take pics and post them on all my social media, don't worry. I hope you help me save the unicorns.