Lamb
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Lamb The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing years -- except Biff, the Messiah's best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story in the divinely hilarious yet heartfelt work "reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams" (Philadelphia Inquirer). Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes. Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the Savior's pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny. But there's no one who loves Josh more -- except maybe "Maggie," Mary of Magdala -- and Biff isn't about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight.
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Bria@ladspter
2 stars
May 31, 2024

I didn’t like this at all. I loooooved Grim Reaper but this? No.

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Pierre@pst
4 stars
Apr 4, 2024

I didn't quite connect to this form of humor from the beginning. I then realized this book was not only fun but also, probably, very well researched.

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Katie Buchanan@katieirene
4.5 stars
Dec 15, 2023

Hilarious, heartwarming, and unendingly clever, with a touch of sacrilege.

+3
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Andrew John Kinney@numidica
4 stars
Aug 18, 2023

This was really very funny, and a bit moving in parts. I like Christopher Moore, and have read many of his really LOL stuff, like Blood Sucking Fiends and A Dirty Job. This one was not up to the level of those, but was pretty darn good.

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Traci Wilbanks@traci
5 stars
Aug 2, 2023

An interesting premise deftly executed. A well-researched glimpse into several cultures and religions along with clever takes on the origins of popular sayings, ideas, and behaviors. This was my first Christopher Moore novel, and I'm moving on to another, "Practical Demonkeeping".

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Erik Wallace@erikwallace
5 stars
Jul 26, 2023

Just reread this book after a couple of friends suggested reading it together. In some ways I didn't like it as much as I remembered, but it was a good reread, there's plenty to pickup on the second read.

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Rory O'K@ror
5 stars
Aug 31, 2022

Both hilarious and heartwarming. Almost like a fantasy novel starring Jesus and his irreverent best friend, Biff, who is his more pragmatic right hand man. Enjoyed it so much!

+3
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Cindy Lieberman@chicindy
4 stars
Mar 26, 2022

Excepting the birth of Jesus (Joshua), there is not much documentation about his early years, so a couple of archangels resurrect his childhood friend, Biff, and coerce him into writing a full account of his years playing, growing up with, and traveling the known world with Jesus from around age 5 to 30. Biff is the fool, the foil, the jester to Joshua who helps his friend think through some of his most successful recruitment strategies (Bacon is OK!). Clearly this is a lighthearted romp and not appropriate for those who believe the Bible is the word of God. It’s chock full of fun even though I likely missed many of the jokes told at the expense of the Old and New Testaments, the Bhagavad Gita, the teachings of Buddha and of Confucius (they did a lot of traveling, according to Biff). Christopher Moore was truly inspired in filling in the background “stories” behind many of Joshua’s “greatest hits.” Silly? yes. Enjoyable? definitely!

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Melody Izard@mizard
2 stars
Jan 10, 2022

My last Christopher Moore. Just don't get into his humor. Too predictable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Biff and all that. There were some yuks. But I'm not a fan of yuks. I like a little sharp wit with my smiles and Maggie and Josh and his crew - well I just didn't care.

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Erin Noel@erinhnoel
5 stars
Jan 9, 2022

Warning: If you are a Christian and do not have a sense of humor, get over yourself before reading this book. It's laugh-out loud hilarious!!

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Nat Welch@icco
4 stars
Dec 29, 2021

Interesting concept. Well written, although I probably wouldn't recommend it to anyone who doesn't love religious humor.

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Mahasin S Ameen@fivefootsmall
4 stars
Sep 14, 2021

A funny light retelling of the youth of Jesus of Nazareth.

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ella hardy @mimi_hardy
4.5 stars
May 29, 2022
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Shannon Cullum@shanc4567
3 stars
Apr 7, 2022
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Jordan@jordanfischerr
5 stars
May 28, 2024
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Sarah Sammis@pussreboots
2 stars
Apr 4, 2024
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Moxie Minion@moxie
5 stars
Jan 9, 2024
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Shannon Smith @shandidit
5 stars
Jan 1, 2024
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Michael Cowell@chaosweeper
5 stars
Sep 12, 2023
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Mandy@heymandy
3 stars
Sep 5, 2023
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Ashley McFarland@elementaryflimflam
5 stars
Aug 3, 2023
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The Rabid Geek@therabidg33k
5 stars
Jul 21, 2023
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Rebecca Harwood@beck
4 stars
Jul 20, 2023
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Stephanie Pikovnik@songbird1246
5 stars
Jun 29, 2023