Milkman A Man Cave Standalone

I've been trying to follow the "law of attraction" and believe the positive affirmations I repeat to myself, but it's hard to do when I keep tripping, falling face first, and running into men who I should stay away from. Conducting inventory the morning after a one-night-stand is not something I should brag about when I planned to be happily married at this point in my life.This new guy is a milkman and a milk model which is a totally normal career ... not much can go wrong. Or, so I thought. It turns out, some women like to hire milkmen for reasons that have nothing to do with milk. It's weird, trust me. I need to figure out if I can handle the lifestyle of being the milkman's other half, or if I should search for another source of dairy. Depending on my decision, though, I need to ask myself if I'm prepared to tell my future children that their father is, in fact, the milkman.