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"'Trousers. That's the secret...Put on trousers and the world changes. We walk different. We act different. I see these girls and I think: idiots! Get yourself some trousers!' Women belong in the kitchen - everyone knows that. Not in jobs, pubs or indeed trousers, and certainly not on the front line, braving enemy forces in defence of their country. Then again, there's always a war on somewhere, even if no-one really knows what it's about. And when money and enthusiasm for it are running very low, it might be time to let women make a stand, on the battlefield and for their rights..."
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Sarah Sammis@pussreboots
3 stars
Apr 4, 2024

Night Watch is the last of a bunch of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels that my husband bought for me two years ago. As the title implies, it follows the Watch again with Vimes as the protagonist. This time, though, Vimes is doing double duty, having found himself back in time thirty years to train himself as a young recruit. Ankh-Morpork was a much rougher city back then and it's on the brink of revolution. Vimes remembers this time and how his commanding officer, John Keel, kept him alive and taught him how to be a proper officer of the watch during these dangerous weeks. Now on the flip side, Vimes is in the role of John Keel and he doesn't feel like the hero he remembers. As with so many of his later books, Night Watch is long. While the overdose of puns are missing the book still has pacing problems. There are some brilliant scenes that drew me right in but they were spread out between pages of Vimes's internal monologue or of the Watch milling around. I know that's what they do when they aren't being forced to work but this late in the series do I really need to be reminded of it? Fans of time travel stories, the Watch books from the Discworld series and ravid fans of Terry Pratchett will enjoy Night Watch. Anyone who doesn't fit into any of those categories can safely give the book a pass.

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Gavin@gl
4 stars
Mar 9, 2023

Perhaps his darkest book (though he never was just about puns and japes – consider the extent of extinction and futility in Strata). All about the Night, as in inherent human brutality and in being metaphysically lost. Remarkable for being about being the police in a police state. Cried my eyes out at the climax the first time, a decade ago.

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Jeff James@unsquare
5 stars
Jan 3, 2023

Absolutely the best of the Discworld books I've read (so far...), with thrilling action, a refreshing change of pace for the Watch books, and completely un-put-down-able. Highest recommendation!

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Haley Murray@fortunesdear
3 stars
Oct 4, 2022

*3.5

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Danny Engström@danny_boy
5 stars
Aug 12, 2022

I am reading the Discworld books in order. They are getting better and better. This one is mind-blowing.

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Ricardo@myrddinmorfrenwyllt
5 stars
Nov 3, 2023
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Kelly Moffat@oheykelly
5 stars
Apr 16, 2023
+2
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NordicShivers@nordicshivers
5 stars
Jan 11, 2023
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Dave Walker@bibliosaurusrex
5 stars
Aug 22, 2022
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Jay@ninjani
5 stars
Aug 22, 2022
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Konrad Lischka@klischka
5 stars
Jul 7, 2024
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N.C@quince
4 stars
Dec 28, 2023
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Aaron J Mitchell@captainacrab
5 stars
Dec 5, 2023
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Denaiir@denaiir
4 stars
Oct 3, 2023
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Sveinbjörn Pálsson@sveinbjorn
4 stars
Oct 2, 2023
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Modith D.@enmei
4 stars
Apr 17, 2023
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Andy@handyandy
5 stars
Mar 18, 2023
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Matt Murphy@mattmurphyhere
5 stars
Feb 21, 2023
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Bo Gotthardt@lugribossk
5 stars
Feb 13, 2023
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Tomek Skupiński@tomekskupinski
5 stars
Jan 27, 2023
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Kayla Ndife@vulpeculahex
5 stars
Jan 20, 2023
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Liam Harper@ljharper
5 stars
Jan 19, 2023
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Tobias Løfgren@tobloef
4 stars
Jan 19, 2023
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Casey Mulholland@quesisandwich
5 stars
Jan 13, 2023

Highlights

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Masa@masiisam

"Oh," he said. YES, said Death. "Not even time to finish my cake?" NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

Page 315
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Masa@masiisam

"Tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I'm pretty sure that whatever happens we won't have found Freedom, and there won't be a whole lot of Justice, and I'm damn sure we won't have found Truth. But it's just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg."

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Masa@masiisam

"No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?" "What?" "Oh, you you'd like something simpler?" said Vimes.

Page 185
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Masa@masiisam

Ninety per cent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.

Page 177
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Masa@masiisam

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

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Masa@masiisam

"You're an interesting man, sergeant. You make enemies like a craftsman."

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