Life is a Dream

*Read for class. 1.5/5 ...... What the fuck was that ending? Segismundo. Marry Rosaura. Astolfo. But she's a commoner. Clotaldo. She's not, she's my daughter. Astolfo. Oh, okay, then. Rosaura. Yay! He betrayed me and took my virginity, but hey! What a great husband! Segismundo. Estrella, don't be sad, marry me instead of Astolfo, the man you love (who's also your cousin!). Estrella. Oh, okay. Sure. Segismundo. Where's the solder who helped me out of my prison? Lock him in my tower, he was a traitor to my dad's crown. WHAT? And the people are so unrealistic and they change their minds so fast? WHAT?! I'm shocked. This was stupid. Say whatever you want, say Calderon was the greatest Spanish dramatist. This is stupid. Also, Segismundo was such an asshole? An embodiment of a "nice guy" meme, honestly: Segismundo. You're so beautiful, be mine. Rosaura. No, can't, sorry. Segismundo. I was nice to you and you're so rude?!?!?! DO YOU WANT ME TO BECOME RUDE AND TAKE YOU BY FORCE?.. WTF?! The only thing I liked were the parts where Rosaura was standing up for herself. NOT FOR LONG, APPARENTLY.